Fic: In Which Clothes Get Disrespected

[eldiablito_sf]

The morning after the debauchery that followed what amounted to a complete obliteration, at least in the opinion of Porthos, of their sworn nemeses, the three friends met, as was habitual, in the apartment of Athos.  Their host, despite looking a bit bluer in the face than usual, was in good spirits, notwithstanding his wound, which was still

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[speak_me_fair]

Oh my God, they are all evil.

Porthos wins on stirring things (as always) and Athos really really wins at Being A Horrible Tease.

And poor Aramis. *snickers*. 'I'm going to confession'. Yes, Aramis. You should pray very earnestly. On your knees....

[eldiablito_sf]

When I got older, I realized that was what attracted me to the musketeers so much in the first place: they are ALL assholes! But so very amusing!

The thoughts of Athos are so X-rated, they cannot be put in writing, hah hah hah! Horrible Tease FTW!

[eldiablito_sf]

Btw, that last comment gave me some really DIRTY ideas, which I shall rush to carry into execution. Hee hee hee.

[speak_me_fair]

Oh excellent - for it was meant to!

Verbal foreplay!

[watercrescent]

First off, thanks for not fulfilling fantasies I don't have...of Porthos. However, you did not let the third penis in the room go to waste, as it gave an opportunity for A and A to indulge in "meaningful looks" and in turn to let readers indulge in "interpretation."

For myself, I chose to interpret Look 1 as follows: "Don't you realize, my dear Armamis, that my near fatal wounds inevitably lead to rough sex?" and Responsive look as "I agree most heartily, and crossing words also leads to that same aforementioned...sex." To which a final eye lock meant "Great minds...it's enough to make me want to run myself through with a saber!"

Also, my hats off to the verbal foreplay, because emotional revelations should also lead to...well...

Re: Verbal foreplay!

[eldiablito_sf]

First off, you're a very very dirty pug! Second, your thoughtful and extemporizing feedback makes me sooooo happy! Almost as if I could write more of the same so as to achieve opportunities to laugh my ass off because of you in the future ;).

Re: Verbal foreplay!

[watercrescent]

Well, you did take the time to write enjoyable fiction, so I had to similarly refrain from leaving comments like "Good job man! Haha LOL!1!! : D~~~"

It also amuses me that the pug which our non-mutual friend holds in such high esteem is a sexual deviant.

[zoi_no_miko]

Damn, how did I miss this? :p Utterly delectable, babby.
(Oh damn, nude Athos for the rest of the day? :p )

[eldiablito_sf]

Oh no! You missed my dirty boys in their "early days"? Must be this predates OUR early days, mon amour!

Hee hee. Nekkid.

[aramirandme81]

Is---dead.

[eldiablito_sf]

Er... Sorry? :P