Oh, dear...I'll Become an Addict
Hey, dudes...I shall make my first entry, which almost no one will read. No one, of course, includes me, Ben, and Nina. So far, they are the only ones who know about this journal. I feel like I'm talking to myself at this point. That's not so strange, though, because I do it a lot.
I can't do running crew unless I can perhaps use enough ethos, pathos, and logos to convince Allison of my merits, and that is HARD! Currently, I have absolutely nothing in my life. NOTHING! Aren't I sad? I'll make a list of all the things that are bothering me at this point in time:
1) Okay, so I had surgery on my wrist to make it all better. Unfortunately, my wrist is becoming unstable. This means that it gets tired and sore easily and it moves more freely (ask me to show you...it's gross/cool!) I possibly will need laser surgery to tighten it.
2) I had an appendectomy that still haunts me in two ways. One would be that I halfway woke up while I was on the table and that is a panic-y feeling. You can't move or scream or anything, but luckily, the anesthe...anesthesiologist...man that gave me sleep gas noticed before I actually was fully aware. Secondly, an incision is still open (ask me to show you...it's gross/cool!) and I have to go back to Johns Hopkins sometime to get it sewn shut again (though they will run some tests to see why it isn't closing first).
3) I was going to go to Junior Banquet with Nina, but she forgot about me and said yes to Brett when he asked her to go. I was then going to go to Prom with her, but then she accidentally ended up with a male date that she can then make out with constantly, because what is prom without some action, right? This means that I need to get a date to Junior Banquet so I don't feel like the third wheel with all my dateable friends. I also need to get a date for Prom specifically for making Nina's Prom awful, so she will know never to forget me again! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-chorph *clears throat* ack...hairball.
4) I need to make up a physics test and a math test and I don't wanna.
Anywho...on to something interesting so that I (and maybe you) can see how little I have done in my life with respect to boys and/or getting in trouble.
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) made out with a member of the same sex
( ) made out with someone less than 5 days after meeting them
( ) had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) had sex
( ) had a boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) made out in a car
( ) stolen a car
( ) been in love
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
( ) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (LUCKY ME!!!)
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) seen someone die
( ) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire
( ) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers...for pain
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched clouds go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
( ) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxy) been misunderstood
(x) petted a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
( ) run a red light
( ) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident (NOT MY FAULT!!! I was only a baby...how was I supposed to know what the gas pedal does?)
(x) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
( ) witnessed a crime
(x) pole danced (my friend has one in her bedroom because there were some wierd people living in her house before)
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes (they are SO YELLOW!)
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers (stupid map-coloing assignments)
( ) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( ) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose...or noodles
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
( ) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
( ) had a wish come true (boohoo)
( ) humped a monkey (WHAT?)
(x) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed penis in class
( ) ate dog/cat food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) kissed a mirror (I was a narcissistic little thing)
(x) sang in the shower
(x) have a little black dress
( ) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish
( ) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(abcdx) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(xy) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 3 hours
( ) stayed up all night
( ) didn't take a shower for a week
( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
( ) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
( ) gone streaking
(x) pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(xx several billion times xx) been easily amused
( ) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made porn
( ) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
( ) mooned/flashed someone
( ) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
( ) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
( ) slept naked
(x) French braided someone's hair (attempted to)
( ) gone skinny dipping (want to)
( ) been threatened to be kicked out of your house
( ) been kicked out your house
( ) cried because of a song (songs in movies/TV shows do NOT count)
(x) realized how lucky you are
(x) gone swing-dancing (in Portugal!)
(x) said yes before you knew what the favor was
( ) made nevie comment on this survey
(x) had a crush on a celebrity (Orlando Bloom...I'm so ashamed)
~~~COPY AND ADD SOMETHING ON
I can't do running crew unless I can perhaps use enough ethos, pathos, and logos to convince Allison of my merits, and that is HARD! Currently, I have absolutely nothing in my life. NOTHING! Aren't I sad? I'll make a list of all the things that are bothering me at this point in time:
1) Okay, so I had surgery on my wrist to make it all better. Unfortunately, my wrist is becoming unstable. This means that it gets tired and sore easily and it moves more freely (ask me to show you...it's gross/cool!) I possibly will need laser surgery to tighten it.
2) I had an appendectomy that still haunts me in two ways. One would be that I halfway woke up while I was on the table and that is a panic-y feeling. You can't move or scream or anything, but luckily, the anesthe...anesthesiologist...man that gave me sleep gas noticed before I actually was fully aware. Secondly, an incision is still open (ask me to show you...it's gross/cool!) and I have to go back to Johns Hopkins sometime to get it sewn shut again (though they will run some tests to see why it isn't closing first).
3) I was going to go to Junior Banquet with Nina, but she forgot about me and said yes to Brett when he asked her to go. I was then going to go to Prom with her, but then she accidentally ended up with a male date that she can then make out with constantly, because what is prom without some action, right? This means that I need to get a date to Junior Banquet so I don't feel like the third wheel with all my dateable friends. I also need to get a date for Prom specifically for making Nina's Prom awful, so she will know never to forget me again! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-chorph *clears throat* ack...hairball.
4) I need to make up a physics test and a math test and I don't wanna.
Anywho...on to something interesting so that I (and maybe you) can see how little I have done in my life with respect to boys and/or getting in trouble.
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) made out with a member of the same sex
( ) made out with someone less than 5 days after meeting them
( ) had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) had sex
( ) had a boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) made out in a car
( ) stolen a car
( ) been in love
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
( ) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (LUCKY ME!!!)
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) seen someone die
( ) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire
( ) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers...for pain
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched clouds go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
( ) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxy) been misunderstood
(x) petted a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
( ) run a red light
( ) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident (NOT MY FAULT!!! I was only a baby...how was I supposed to know what the gas pedal does?)
(x) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
( ) witnessed a crime
(x) pole danced (my friend has one in her bedroom because there were some wierd people living in her house before)
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes (they are SO YELLOW!)
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers (stupid map-coloing assignments)
( ) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( ) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose...or noodles
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
( ) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
( ) had a wish come true (boohoo)
( ) humped a monkey (WHAT?)
(x) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed penis in class
( ) ate dog/cat food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) kissed a mirror (I was a narcissistic little thing)
(x) sang in the shower
(x) have a little black dress
( ) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish
( ) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(abcdx) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(xy) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 3 hours
( ) stayed up all night
( ) didn't take a shower for a week
( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
( ) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
( ) gone streaking
(x) pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(xx several billion times xx) been easily amused
( ) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made porn
( ) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
( ) mooned/flashed someone
( ) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
( ) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
( ) slept naked
(x) French braided someone's hair (attempted to)
( ) gone skinny dipping (want to)
( ) been threatened to be kicked out of your house
( ) been kicked out your house
( ) cried because of a song (songs in movies/TV shows do NOT count)
(x) realized how lucky you are
(x) gone swing-dancing (in Portugal!)
(x) said yes before you knew what the favor was
( ) made nevie comment on this survey
(x) had a crush on a celebrity (Orlando Bloom...I'm so ashamed)
~~~COPY AND ADD SOMETHING ON