Things that are good

[eldestpredator]

Ok, so for those of you who didn't hear, N8 got some help from Chelle, Tyler, Laura, Brennan, and Carl and got me the world's sweetest shottie. 7+1 capacity 12 gauge Remington pump with the shortest barrel allowed in Virginia. Then Carl made a CD (actually sang the songs, not made a mix tape) and the first song is "Happy Birthday, Here's a Shotgun." A short excerpt: "You can take it to the range, or walk around and look deranged..."

So yeah, that rules.

You know what else rules? My Bronze Star license plates.