Meet the end result of trawling through 43 pages of google images of "SteamPunk"
SteamPunk watches! These, I would slightly annoy another human being for.
Also, an
interview with the chap who makes these fine contraptions. (And yes, they do actually work in addition to looking absolutely amazing)
I don't even wear a watch, yet I want one of these.
Then again, there's always these stylish glasses.