They also stuck brains into hats

Oct 08, 2016 19:37

I want a fic about the founders where they purposely design Hogwarts as some sort of rejection of normative Muggle architecture. "This will be a purely magical space" they declare as they make a room that only appears when people want it hard enough, a huge room that purposely looks like it has no ceiling, staircases that will do everything to prevent you from getting from point A to point B in a timely fashion, and a freaking dormitory (with windows!) under a lake before Muggles even have the technology to make that possible.

Then they spontaneously dress in quasi-Elizabethean-looking clothes even though they built the school around 990 AD WHEN MOVEABLE TYPE HAD NOT YET BEEN INVENTED.

Cross-posted to tumblr as an EXPERIMENT.

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fandom: harry potter

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