THE HORROR!
Wow... Here's a lovely slideshow from the Precious Moments folks of their speical wedding chapel in Carthage Missouri. It starts out harmless enough, if not a little Stepford-ish. Then you see the Mosiac, and the mural on the chapel wall, and the pavers, the benches, the fencing, all leading up to the grand dame of horror, the Bridal Suite.
Be afriad... be very afraid