My Dad told me this joke....
....while at dinner some night on the family vacation.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Would you go to bed with me for a million dollars?"
The woman looks him up and down, and says "Sure."
The man says, "Well, now we know what you are....let's negotiate."
A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Would you go to bed with me for a million dollars?"
The woman looks him up and down, and says "Sure."
The man says, "Well, now we know what you are....let's negotiate."