Feb 09, 2007 11:28
What would you tell the you of twenty years ago...?
Stay exactly how you are. Don't let people tell you to be quiet.
What would you tell the you of ten years ago...?
Be less spineless. Friends are worth standing up for.
What would you tell the you of five years ago...?
You are not going to get the grades for the uni that you want if you sleep in class all the time. (And take a shower. You smell funny)
What would you tell the you of two years ago...?
Dump that crazy woman before she makes you do it on Valentine's day. QUICKLY. You have 5 days left. Also, stop being miserable and get some work done.
What would you tell the you of a year ago...?
Damn you look good, boy. Buy me a pint.
What would you tell the you of a month ago...?
Start your essay now, son. I ain't kidding.
What would you tell the you of a week ago...?
Baliffs cannot beat down your door, and the council doesn't want to destroy the lives of students who don't have to pay council tax. Calm down!
What would you tell the you of a day ago...?
Exec applications close at 5pm. Start filling out the forms earlier.