ARRRRRR
FEAR ME FOR I AM THE PIRATE LEPRECHAUN!
My name is Shannon and I have poofy red hair and freckles. I wear a green pirate suit and i have a gold peg leg. I have gold teeth with rainbows on them and an eye patch with a rainbow on it. I ALSO have a green pirate hat with one green feather and one white feather. It spurts out gold from the top of it, like a fountain. I have a parrot named O' Connor who is dressed the same minus the fountain of gold. I only drink green beer out of rainbow colored flasks.
I sing "I'm always chasing rainbows" while doing an irish jig. I'm homeless becuase someone stole my ship. I speak pirate leprechaun speak. (Pirate speak in caps and leprechaun speak in lower case letters)
EXAMPLE:
"ARRRRRRR where's me gold?! MATEYS!"
"ARRRRRRRR would you like to scrape some barnacles off me irish rudder MATEY"
"YO HO! WHO STOLE ME SHIP and me gold ME HEARTIES!"
You have to hear this for it to work. I have an irish accent and I will be appearing on St. Paddy's day. Thank you and goodnight.
My name is Shannon and I have poofy red hair and freckles. I wear a green pirate suit and i have a gold peg leg. I have gold teeth with rainbows on them and an eye patch with a rainbow on it. I ALSO have a green pirate hat with one green feather and one white feather. It spurts out gold from the top of it, like a fountain. I have a parrot named O' Connor who is dressed the same minus the fountain of gold. I only drink green beer out of rainbow colored flasks.
I sing "I'm always chasing rainbows" while doing an irish jig. I'm homeless becuase someone stole my ship. I speak pirate leprechaun speak. (Pirate speak in caps and leprechaun speak in lower case letters)
EXAMPLE:
"ARRRRRRR where's me gold?! MATEYS!"
"ARRRRRRRR would you like to scrape some barnacles off me irish rudder MATEY"
"YO HO! WHO STOLE ME SHIP and me gold ME HEARTIES!"
You have to hear this for it to work. I have an irish accent and I will be appearing on St. Paddy's day. Thank you and goodnight.