conversation my sister and i had with my mom last night
My mom: So do you girls remember my cousin Kathleen?
Me and H: (clearly... we're not retarded, we saw her two years ago) yes.
My mom: What do you guys think of her?
Me: Mmm she was nice?
H: yeah.
My mom: No, what do you guys really think of her? Remember about her?
Me: She was nice?
My mom (somewhat animated): Common you guys. If I were you I'd remember that she was heavy! She was fat!
mmm whattt? good thing we're not being superficial?
Me and H: (clearly... we're not retarded, we saw her two years ago) yes.
My mom: What do you guys think of her?
Me: Mmm she was nice?
H: yeah.
My mom: No, what do you guys really think of her? Remember about her?
Me: She was nice?
My mom (somewhat animated): Common you guys. If I were you I'd remember that she was heavy! She was fat!
mmm whattt? good thing we're not being superficial?