Make me wanna holler, throw up both my hands...
Dear David Payne:
Thank you for wishing me a good day at the end of your half-hour forecast.
However...
You said "Have a good Wednesday!"
Sir, it is Thursday. And a well-earned Thursday at that. You nearly gave me a heart attack until I checked my computer and verified that yes, I am only one work day away from a day off.
Shall I send you a calendar?
Perhaps the calmer weather is making you a bit confuzzled. The entire state knows you're at your best when there's a "TORNADO ONNA GROUND MIKE!"
Happy Thursday,
Elbie
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Dear Oklahoma Energy Resources Board:
Lemmie get this straight. You think that solar and wind energy will take too much time and effort and money to install and take effect, so we should scrap the solar panels and windmills and keep sucking up oil and natural gas (which has limited resources and kind of makes the air smell bad) to "fuel our great state"?
Well, of course you do. Instead of evolving, you'd rather stick with what lines your pockets.
Too bad you're wrong. Do a bit of research. Have lunch with Al Gore. Get your facts straight with no prejudices. Then get back to me.
I know it's not as simple as that. And I know I'm a dirty consumer as well. Partially because lobbyists have made alternative energies scarce and more expensive. Hmm.
Would rather convert her car's fuel tank than give her grandkids a rotten world to inherit,
Elbie
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Dear Friends List:
Would somebody come over here and kick me in the butt to do exercise/housework/NaNoWriMo?
Uninspired,
Elbie