Holy Carp, who flipped my Bitch Switch?

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Dunno why (but I have my suspicions, AUNT FLO), but I'm ready to bite a head off. Any head off. And my back hurts, too.

This weekend couldn't have come any sooner, you know it?
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One of my resolutions was to post more about just me and my life - to get more into things.

Let's get on that one, shall we?

People that need kicked in the ass, part I: THEN DON'T BREAK THE LAW, ASSHOLE!

People that need kicked in the ass, part II: Let's define the word "victim", Casey. *refrains from verbally backhanding...*

People that need kicked in the ass, part III: WARNING TO ANIMAL LOVERS - BE DAMNED CAREFUL. They say being cruel to animals is a sign of mental fucked-uppery...

Dear Beyonce: Etta James will always outrank you. Just so you know.

My favorite Christmas movie has just become epic. In other news: FRACKING OW.

I'm adopting Morgan Freeman as an uncle. Bet he gives great Christmas presents.

Obligatory "Miracle on the Hudson" link. Seriously, though, this story gives me hope that this year won't suck as hard as last year will.