Oct 11, 2008 14:47
Pop quiz:
If you wanted to play a sport in which you didn't get hit - or touched in any way - would you play football?
Colt McCoy - or, as Mom calls him, Baby Pony - is a pussy. :-p
Don't get me started on the refs. Or Brent fucking Musburger. I abstained from throwing a beer bottle at the TV for too long - if I get any angrier, Lady Sally might take flight.
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My mom discovered that she has digital channels, and that's what we watched the game on. Couldn't tell the difference, though. Must be a guy thing.
Announcer: This game is brought to you on HD...
Mom: And I got it! Dunno what it is, but I got it!
My mom wins in so many ways...
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I wished I had my laptop several times.
Mainly when Mickie found a bush in Mom's yard that was bearing fruit suspiciously like blueberries. Unlikely, but possible.
*goes forth to Google, since they won't mention The Game That Pissed Me Off*
college football,
lady sally,
grr snarl,
funny,
mickie,
mom,
ou football,
tv,
football