My position still stands, TUCK FEXAS. Long and hard.

Oct 11, 2008 14:47

Pop quiz:

If you wanted to play a sport in which you didn't get hit - or touched in any way - would you play football?

Colt McCoy - or, as Mom calls him, Baby Pony - is a pussy. :-p

Don't get me started on the refs. Or Brent fucking Musburger. I abstained from throwing a beer bottle at the TV for too long - if I get any angrier, Lady Sally might take flight.
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My mom discovered that she has digital channels, and that's what we watched the game on. Couldn't tell the difference, though. Must be a guy thing.

Announcer: This game is brought to you on HD...
Mom: And I got it! Dunno what it is, but I got it!

My mom wins in so many ways...
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I wished I had my laptop several times.

Mainly when Mickie found a bush in Mom's yard that was bearing fruit suspiciously like blueberries. Unlikely, but possible.

*goes forth to Google, since they won't mention The Game That Pissed Me Off*

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