Red River Rivalry Joke #1
DISCLAIMER: This joke is not guaranteed to be original. Heck, it's not guaranteed to be funny. If you like it, feel free to use it substituting your least favorite team. Just so long as it's not the Sooners. :-P
Albert Einstein is at a party and introduces himself to a lady: "Hello, I'm Albert Einstein, what's your IQ?"
The lady says "240."
"Wonderful!" Albert says. "Let us discuss the mysteries of the universe..."
Later he introduces himself to a gentleman the same way: "Hello, I'm Albert Einstein, what's your IQ?"
"145," says the man.
"Great!" Albert says. "Let us discuss thermodynamics..."
After that, he introduces himself to a third person: "Hello, I'm Albert Einstein, what's your IQ?"
After a moment, the man answers "45."
"Oh," Albert says. He thinks for a moment, and then says "How about them Longhorns?"
Albert Einstein is at a party and introduces himself to a lady: "Hello, I'm Albert Einstein, what's your IQ?"
The lady says "240."
"Wonderful!" Albert says. "Let us discuss the mysteries of the universe..."
Later he introduces himself to a gentleman the same way: "Hello, I'm Albert Einstein, what's your IQ?"
"145," says the man.
"Great!" Albert says. "Let us discuss thermodynamics..."
After that, he introduces himself to a third person: "Hello, I'm Albert Einstein, what's your IQ?"
After a moment, the man answers "45."
"Oh," Albert says. He thinks for a moment, and then says "How about them Longhorns?"