Peonies are the prettiest flowers
I'm blogging because I'm a horrible person, and actually should be doing loads of schoolwork. But it can wait, because I know that you are all absolutely wild to hear about my Spring Break adventures looking at universties
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I'm not sure that I can fit Alan Rickman, Ralph Fiennes, and Hugh Grant into the same suitcase. I could Fed-Ex Hugh, but being a poor college student I wouldn't have the money for priority or overnight shipping, so he'd wind up spending a lot of time in a box on the post office counter. I'll try for Ralph, but I might accidentally kidnap his brother, Joseph. Shakespeare instead of Voldemort isn't too much of a downgrade, is it? But Alan shouldn't be a problem: I'll leave a bottle of drugged shampoo somewhere on the Harry Potter set. He'd be so desperate to wash Snape's oilyness away that he wouldn't even realize that he was being knocked out by osmosis until his own scalp had betrayed him (but don't worry, it was working for Dumbledore the whole time). Then all I have to do is put him in a suitcase with whichever fine Fiennes I can find (okay, that was uncalled for) and voila! your birthday present. Just remember to pick up Hugh Grant before he chews his way through the cardboard box and scuttles away.
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Ahhh I thought we might run into the Joseph Fiennes issue, if not in planning, then at least at customs... oh whatever shall I do? I say, stowaway Hugh because he's the thinnest. Alan, forgive me, Lord, has a stomach on him so find the bigggggggest box you can :) As for Ralph, if you leave all of your clothes and books and everything in your dorm, and just stay with me when you come back, I think you can fit him as well. XD
But Alan shouldn't be a problem: I'll leave a bottle of drugged shampoo somewhere on the Harry Potter set. He'd be so desperate to wash Snape's oilyness away that he wouldn't even realize that he was being knocked out by osmosis until his own scalp had betrayed him (but don't worry, it was working for Dumbledore the whole time).
You are quite possibly THE most awesome person in the world. Next to the creator of Potter Puppet Pals, and the saying "Snape, too sexy for his cape."
Then all I have to do is put him in a suitcase with whichever fine Fiennes I can find (okay, that was uncalled for) and voila
Okay I lied. You are the best. :p
I wish you luck! And when you return to your home and native laaaaaaaaaaaaand (comme Canada), I will repay you for shipping.
And I will bail you out of jail as well. I can see the headline
CAPTURE OF THREE SEXY BRITISH MEN, THOUGHT TO BE THE WORK OF BEVERLY MARIANTHA GRUMER AND LUCILLE ALEXANDRA SPARROW.
xD
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I think maybe it's because I am quite biased and want you for myself, and in our "civil union" you would not take my last name.
Ah yes I see it now...
Somehow I have become a polygamous lezzie...
I think it's always good to have a backup plan, though, in case my Alan and Hugh die of oxygen deprivation...and I'd feel like too much of a homewrecker....I think Mr. Fiennes has a baby on the way!
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/milehigh-attendant-could-be-pregnant/2007/02/26/1172338499978.html
What a happy family.
XD
No honestly though, I think his forrealz wife (/girlfriend) is preggers.
GOSH RALPH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SLUT?
And can I have some of that fine Fiennes ass?
TMI?
Oh you knew it already. XDD
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We've all had our suspicions. Still, the first step is admitting that you have a problem. The second step is choosing the lezzie love whom you love the most. The is no third step if you choose wrongly...
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Oh, know what I love about Lupin? He's throwing as much of a hissy fit as he's ever had in HP7 (about his AoY ubborn son) and he says "It would be better than him having a father of whom he must always be ashamed!".
Don't you love his proper grammar in the face of true angst?
I wonder if he asks Tonks to morph and look like Sirius in bed.
I bet.
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Lord of Typos, what did I do?
Noyce icon. :p
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