Tony Blair:
My legacy will last.
Maggie Thatcher: I hit you with a stick. *swings cricket bat*
Also, I
think, therefore I heart-attack.
Nothing, really, to write. I got to see "The Mikado," at UPS, this weekend. It was good! Ko-Ko, Katisha, and Pooh-Bah were wonderful; Yum-Yum had a stunningly pretty voice, even if her acting was limited; and Pish-Tush was really cute, though he couldn't sing loudly enough-- he looked like a guy who goes to my school, though, so that was sort of weird.
It would be great to be a theatre critic. You could go to a bunch of shows, and then just write a few snarky things, afterwards. Honestly, you wouldn't need to be mean all of the time, just enough to keep your job. Doesn't it sound fun?