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KARIN?!?! YUZU--
OH MY GOD
HELP DADDY
PLEASE
OH GOD THEY KEEP LOOKING AT ME AND THE POLICE TOUCHED DADDY AND MADE HIM BLOW INTO A BALLOON AND THAT'S NO FUN UNLESS I CAN MAKE IT SQUEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAK OR LET IT HIT ICHIGO IN THE FA--
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT DON'T LET THEM COME NEAR ME
OH MY GOD AND SOMEONE IN THE CELL THAT I WAS IN TOUCHED DADDY IN A BAD PLACE THAT WAS ALREADY DIRTY BECAUSE OF THE POLICECOPS WITH THE GLOVES AND THE LOTION ARRRRUUUUGH
THAT'S OKAY THOUGHT BECAUSE DADDY'S STRONG
YOU NEED TO FIND INSTRUCTOR URAHARA AND TELL HIM TO GET HIS CANDYHAT TOOSH DOWN HERE AND BUILD ME A CASE BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER ABUSE MY CHILDREN
I LOVE MY CHILDREN THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND EVERYTHING THAT'S DONE IS FOR THEIR BENIFIT AS ANY GOOD FATHER SHOULD DO
I AM THE PATRIARCH AND ICHIGO DOES NOT RESPECT DADDY BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO STICK US IN ANGER MANAGEMENT TOGETHER I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY STRAWBERRY AND I WILL HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO BE NICE LIKE A LITTLE FREAKING FAIRY OR ELSE THEY'LL PUT ME ON MEDICATION AND THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT
OH GOD
NO
DON'T I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK IN WITH THE HILLBILLIES PLEASE THEY TRY TO STEAL MY TEETH AND MY MANLY PARTS
KARIN
YUZU
AVENGE ME SHOULD I DIE AT THE HANDS OF CRAZY HILLPEOPLE WHEN THEY ASPHYXIATE ME WITH THEIR LONGJOHNS WHILE THE PATROLLING POLICECOP IS AWAY
OH GOD NO
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[[ MADE AT 7:37 PM FROM THE MAYRA REGION JAIL ]]
KARIN?!?! YUZU--
OH MY GOD
HELP DADDY
PLEASE
OH GOD THEY KEEP LOOKING AT ME AND THE POLICE TOUCHED DADDY AND MADE HIM BLOW INTO A BALLOON AND THAT'S NO FUN UNLESS I CAN MAKE IT SQUEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAK OR LET IT HIT ICHIGO IN THE FA--
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT DON'T LET THEM COME NEAR ME
OH MY GOD AND SOMEONE IN THE CELL THAT I WAS IN TOUCHED DADDY IN A BAD PLACE THAT WAS ALREADY DIRTY BECAUSE OF THE POLICECOPS WITH THE GLOVES AND THE LOTION ARRRRUUUUGH
THAT'S OKAY THOUGHT BECAUSE DADDY'S STRONG
YOU NEED TO FIND INSTRUCTOR URAHARA AND TELL HIM TO GET HIS CANDYHAT TOOSH DOWN HERE AND BUILD ME A CASE BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER ABUSE MY CHILDREN
I LOVE MY CHILDREN THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND EVERYTHING THAT'S DONE IS FOR THEIR BENIFIT AS ANY GOOD FATHER SHOULD DO
I AM THE PATRIARCH AND ICHIGO DOES NOT RESPECT DADDY BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO STICK US IN ANGER MANAGEMENT TOGETHER I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY STRAWBERRY AND I WILL HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO BE NICE LIKE A LITTLE FREAKING FAIRY OR ELSE THEY'LL PUT ME ON MEDICATION AND THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT
OH GOD
NO
DON'T I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK IN WITH THE HILLBILLIES PLEASE THEY TRY TO STEAL MY TEETH AND MY MANLY PARTS
KARIN
YUZU
AVENGE ME SHOULD I DIE AT THE HANDS OF CRAZY HILLPEOPLE WHEN THEY ASPHYXIATE ME WITH THEIR LONGJOHNS WHILE THE PATROLLING POLICECOP IS AWAY
OH GOD NO
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