What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In August I stole
el_owl's purse (-30 points). In October I gave
weirdo_tony_123 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-123 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
elated_2b_hated