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Dec 21, 2005 22:01

What Your Underwear Says About You
  When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble! You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).  Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).  In August I stole el_owl's purse (-30 points).  In October I gave weirdo_tony_123 a Dutch Oven (-10 points).  Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-123 points).  For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
elated_2b_hated

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