Look, this really will work. Just trust us.
ryoji_aoyagi's and elasticknights' foolproof plan for bagging a bassist.
Ryoji: i want to glomps him
Emily: OMG ME TOO!!!!
Emily: IF WE DO IT AT THE SAME TIME HE WON'T BE ABLE TO ESCAPE >D
Ryoji: lmao yes >_>
Ryoji: we must find him now
Ryoji: then lock him up and keep him
Emily: omg let's get a really long fishing pole right
Emily: and on the end we'll put some cooked meat
Emily: and then we'll cast it over to japan
Emily: and drag him back this way
Emily: AND THEN WE ATTACK >D
Ryoji: lmfao omg yes!!!!
Ryoji: that totally works
Emily: now where to find a really long fishing pole
Ryoji: ....wal-mart?
Emily: i don't know if one that long will fit in wal-mart! this motherfucker has to reach all the way to japan!
Ryoji: we'll buy dozens and stick them together
Emily: omg we need some duct tape
Ryoji: lol wal-mart
If Reita doesn't stop being so fucking amazing, he's gonna find himself baited for capture >:D No, seriously... If I caught Reita... what would I do with him...? I'D TOTALLY MAKE HIM PLAY SILENT HILL FOR ME. I told bubu_chan that I was planning on putting out an ad for free sex for anyone willing to play Silent Hill and let me watch. MOTHERFUCKING YOUTUBE >:O
LMFAO RANDOM, BUT LAST NIGHT... Josh was over and we were all in the middle of talking and then suddenly...
Me: BOOST MOBILE!
Jessica: Oh... my god. (sighs) Josh, you have to watch this white guy.
Me: ...wouldn't give it to me so I had to take it... I'm dat dude dat got what you NEED (does the dance moves)
and then Josh and Jessica laughed at me.
Ryoji: i want to glomps him
Emily: OMG ME TOO!!!!
Emily: IF WE DO IT AT THE SAME TIME HE WON'T BE ABLE TO ESCAPE >D
Ryoji: lmao yes >_>
Ryoji: we must find him now
Ryoji: then lock him up and keep him
Emily: omg let's get a really long fishing pole right
Emily: and on the end we'll put some cooked meat
Emily: and then we'll cast it over to japan
Emily: and drag him back this way
Emily: AND THEN WE ATTACK >D
Ryoji: lmfao omg yes!!!!
Ryoji: that totally works
Emily: now where to find a really long fishing pole
Ryoji: ....wal-mart?
Emily: i don't know if one that long will fit in wal-mart! this motherfucker has to reach all the way to japan!
Ryoji: we'll buy dozens and stick them together
Emily: omg we need some duct tape
Ryoji: lol wal-mart
If Reita doesn't stop being so fucking amazing, he's gonna find himself baited for capture >:D No, seriously... If I caught Reita... what would I do with him...? I'D TOTALLY MAKE HIM PLAY SILENT HILL FOR ME. I told bubu_chan that I was planning on putting out an ad for free sex for anyone willing to play Silent Hill and let me watch. MOTHERFUCKING YOUTUBE >:O
LMFAO RANDOM, BUT LAST NIGHT... Josh was over and we were all in the middle of talking and then suddenly...
Me: BOOST MOBILE!
Jessica: Oh... my god. (sighs) Josh, you have to watch this white guy.
Me: ...wouldn't give it to me so I had to take it... I'm dat dude dat got what you NEED (does the dance moves)
and then Josh and Jessica laughed at me.