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boredom.
story time.
alright, i go into the bathroom to blow my nose and there is this giant ass like roly-poly bug thing crawling on the floor.
it was like this big..[------------]
i pick it up with kleenex and throw it into the toilet.
this fucker sinks to the bottom and then like starts crawling around on my snotty tissues.
i didnt even know these things could stay alive underwater, i thought they like instantaneously died.
so this bug is crawling around under water in the toilet.
i felt bad... so i laid a piece of toilet paper going from the inside of the toilet leading to the seat.
it crawls onto it and crawls out onto the toilet seat.
this bug had an amazingly large will to live. so i took it outside and let it go.
i was amazed. ive met people with less initiative to get themself out of a death defying situation.
so anyway, this is unacceptable. had i been intoxicated it may have been, but alas, i was not.
so anyway.
i am amused far too easliy.
the end.
story time.
alright, i go into the bathroom to blow my nose and there is this giant ass like roly-poly bug thing crawling on the floor.
it was like this big..[------------]
i pick it up with kleenex and throw it into the toilet.
this fucker sinks to the bottom and then like starts crawling around on my snotty tissues.
i didnt even know these things could stay alive underwater, i thought they like instantaneously died.
so this bug is crawling around under water in the toilet.
i felt bad... so i laid a piece of toilet paper going from the inside of the toilet leading to the seat.
it crawls onto it and crawls out onto the toilet seat.
this bug had an amazingly large will to live. so i took it outside and let it go.
i was amazed. ive met people with less initiative to get themself out of a death defying situation.
so anyway, this is unacceptable. had i been intoxicated it may have been, but alas, i was not.
so anyway.
i am amused far too easliy.
the end.