bones bursts into my bathroom, and i'm weird for being naked?

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spoilers under this cut forrrrrr how i met your mother, gossip girl, and bones. OH, MONDAYS. I will kind of miss you when Bones moves and you go back to being normal, more sane days of the week.

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My sister and I missed the first few minutes of Bones, and the part we came into was the beginning of the Booth in the bath scene. I mean WHAT. We just looked at eachother and said "ACCEPT THE CRACK" and moved on.

But I mean... WHAT?

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AHAHAHA it was so damn cracky. Like, THE BEER HELMET??? Who comes up with this shit? I kind of have to salute them.

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Especially since I totally turned on the TV expecting some sort of hospital scene, where Booth consumes gallons of pudding. Or, like, some sort of trial what with how Brennan TOTALLY SHOT THAT WOMAN - or, you know, something. And then it's like LOOK IT'S DB NAKED IN A BATH AND BONES COMING IN AND BEING AWESOME. I swear to you, I thought it was some sort of dream sequence at first.

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They glossed over the whole shooting to a kiiiiind of ridiculous degree. Like, they fake his funeral and next think you know he's running around beating people up?

Actually, at first I thought they beer helmet and the bath rack was part of some sort of elaborate, made up for TV medical device to keep his bandage from getting wet while he bathes? But apparently gunshot wounds aren't all that serious in Bones land?

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Gunshot wounds, pish, posh.

Seriously, this episode was kind of insane - and it so grandly failed to tie up anything in a satisfactory way, it was almost like some crazy sort of performance art on the part of the writers. ("That episode didn't suck! It was avant-garde.")

The part that did actually get me, though was Brennan putting her forehead against Zach's. Something about that was just so... lovely.

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"That episode didn't suck! It was avant-garde."
AHAHAHAHAHA. But yeah, agreed. It was so all over the place!

And oh god yes! There was something so so resonating about the forehead bit. I was caught up in my wait, WHATing and then she leaned in and... I don't know. It was so sad, and so indicative of how much (platonic) love they have for each other.