Conversations with my Uterus
me: Mmm, lunch was tasty after I finally got around to having it!
Uterus: Okay, sure. Now I demand chocolate.
me: Well.... I don't have any?
Uterus: Well how o you know you didn't even look >:|
me: I ate all the cookies and you made me have ice cream for breakfast already..... I am pretty sure I've got nothing left!
Uterus; have I mentioned that I am FULL OF ANGRY STINGING BES!
me: eep! *crawls to the back of the candy cupboard* Okay I have a year old reeces whipped that I bought on sale...
Uterus: That will be sufficient... for now.
Uterus: Okay, sure. Now I demand chocolate.
me: Well.... I don't have any?
Uterus: Well how o you know you didn't even look >:|
me: I ate all the cookies and you made me have ice cream for breakfast already..... I am pretty sure I've got nothing left!
Uterus; have I mentioned that I am FULL OF ANGRY STINGING BES!
me: eep! *crawls to the back of the candy cupboard* Okay I have a year old reeces whipped that I bought on sale...
Uterus: That will be sufficient... for now.