How my defense will not go, and other comments about ECU
Not that I can't imagine some of my proffs saying these things, especially fater a few beers, but still. Stolen from the great wit of Astatine210. ^_^
Defence questions I probably *won't* get asked:
"Given the extent of buccaneer activity around the Bahamas in the early 18th century and the relative power of British and French fleets, do you prefer to give or receive oral sex?"
"You say Spanish gold convoys from New Spain waned became more heavily armed due to predation from English privateers. In this light, are you wearing any underwear?"
"You came to the conclusion that letters of marque issued by the British admiralty became gradually more relaxed in their regulation of hostile boarding actions their in latter years, before the repeal of the Shipping Protection act of 1712. By comparison, how would you appraise this note giving my room number and the friendly boarding action I'm proposing?"
"Bottleneck areas such as the Florida coast inward from the Bahamas were often prized hunting grounds by Pirate crews. Was your research into the area as rewarding as the research most of the front rows are doing into that pert, ample cleavage you're displaying?"
"The pirate life of the Seventeenth Century was characterised by bold men and women with a taste for adventure who seized opportunity with both hands, but led short and violent lives. How short and violent would my life be if I had a taste for your lips and grabbed that shapely arse of yours with both hands?"
"An old adage states that naval tradition consists of nothing but 'rum, sodomy and the lash'. If you're up for it, there's a bit of naval tradition goin on in this motel room later " *slips note*
In other news, I ran into Dr. Runyan last week as he was leaving, and I was entering Wendy's, and chatted with him a bit about my plans. So he e-mailed Dr. Flatman to harass him about giving me money, and apparently he is harassing the Port of London Authority people on my behalf. Woot! *crosses fingers*
Defence questions I probably *won't* get asked:
"Given the extent of buccaneer activity around the Bahamas in the early 18th century and the relative power of British and French fleets, do you prefer to give or receive oral sex?"
"You say Spanish gold convoys from New Spain waned became more heavily armed due to predation from English privateers. In this light, are you wearing any underwear?"
"You came to the conclusion that letters of marque issued by the British admiralty became gradually more relaxed in their regulation of hostile boarding actions their in latter years, before the repeal of the Shipping Protection act of 1712. By comparison, how would you appraise this note giving my room number and the friendly boarding action I'm proposing?"
"Bottleneck areas such as the Florida coast inward from the Bahamas were often prized hunting grounds by Pirate crews. Was your research into the area as rewarding as the research most of the front rows are doing into that pert, ample cleavage you're displaying?"
"The pirate life of the Seventeenth Century was characterised by bold men and women with a taste for adventure who seized opportunity with both hands, but led short and violent lives. How short and violent would my life be if I had a taste for your lips and grabbed that shapely arse of yours with both hands?"
"An old adage states that naval tradition consists of nothing but 'rum, sodomy and the lash'. If you're up for it, there's a bit of naval tradition goin on in this motel room later " *slips note*
In other news, I ran into Dr. Runyan last week as he was leaving, and I was entering Wendy's, and chatted with him a bit about my plans. So he e-mailed Dr. Flatman to harass him about giving me money, and apparently he is harassing the Port of London Authority people on my behalf. Woot! *crosses fingers*