WEEEEKEEEEND!!!

Oct 31, 2003 21:41

And because it's the weekend:

10) While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11) Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission impossible".

12) In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13) Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!"

14) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal postition and scream, " NO! NO It's those voices again!"

15) Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, " Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

Well, that was the last batch.
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