Insanity
This is old, but it always cracks me up:
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom (Don't disguise your voice)
3) Insist that your e-mail address is: Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com/Elvis-the-King@companyname.com (I'd prefer Arwen-Lady-of-Rivendell@middle-earth.com or Gandalf-the-White@middle-earth.com or maybe Pippin-Fool-of-a-Took@shire.com)
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone hat gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
More to come...
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom (Don't disguise your voice)
3) Insist that your e-mail address is: Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com/Elvis-the-King@companyname.com (I'd prefer Arwen-Lady-of-Rivendell@middle-earth.com or Gandalf-the-White@middle-earth.com or maybe Pippin-Fool-of-a-Took@shire.com)
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone hat gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
More to come...