HP Summery Executions 12.

Oct 14, 2010 16:34



Summery Executions 12.

Snape and Remus show up in #4 Privet drive and take Harry away. When asked why they say "if you are to come here again it is over my dead body." What has happened to make rem and sev say that?

Harry Potter discovers why polka dots are evil. Snape discovers why it's a bad idea to forge your medical records. Lucius Malfoy discovers why you shouldn't give suprise presents to your boss.

Inspector McGill of K Division doesn't believe in magic. But then, he meets lovely Bellatrix.



Snape didn't wonder why Potter was the way he was. Snape just wanted out.

That's the right approach!

Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events.

In these days, the Dark Lord is looking for ways to test his followers. This test is near-impossible to pass; even Lucius has trouble. Don't read this if you don't want to be depressed!

He didn't want to be in some stupid gang, like the other boys his age seemed to be so keen on. Nothing good ever came from a mob mentality. Plus, he didn't need that fuzzy feeling that came along with being accepted as a part of some group.

Evil!Ginny meets oblivious!Harry at the edge of a cliff. 'Would you do anything for me?' she asks.

Iris is deaf. Iris is telepathic. Iris is that person the neighbors always say was so nice and quiet while the police handcuff her... Severus/OC.

It's October, 1937. Eleven year old Tom M. Riddle finds a mysterious notebook in his trunk with the letters TMR engraved into the cover. He writes in it. And the diary responds. Her name is Ginevra.

Nine-year-old Severus Snape buries a body in the woods. Someone is watching...

Why have the Angels Never Sang? The answer is different for every person, and each chapter will be told from a different point of view, giving them a chance go in-depth about why the angels never sang. In this chapter: Ron looks at the different ways the angels have slighted his best friend.

Being a librarian in a great and ancient library is the best conceivable job for a young woman who loves books. But when the library is a magical one, and contains many manuscripts of power, not alll the visitors may be well-meaning... what does one young girl with no particular powers do when Lord Voldemort comes to call?

At last librarians get some action too.

Draco Died in a Mugging After An Argument With His Girlfriend. Letters Are Written To Him An Placed On His Grave To Help His Friends With There Grief.

At first, I somehow thought Draco tried to do the mugging…and failed.

Snape goes on a trip, hoping to find peace and quiet. Ha!

When Voldemort journeys to Seabring, Kodac's homeland, Kodac and Co. go after him. Plenty of action, romance, and dry humor.

Ron Weasley has his eye on a special girl, and Hermione Granger is determined to find out who she is. Ron receives some very personal cards for Christmas, and the girls who sent them aren't sure if they'll survive Hermione's wrath...

Dumbledore is dead and Sibyl feels guilty. Relief comes in the form of countless bottles of sherry.

Severus Snape was having his worst summer yet. Then an unexpected person reminds him that he should just be happy to be alive...

With Snape's luck, sure L

Ron is running away from his fate at the final battle, running... running... running, running like hell....

From R/Hr?

In the summer after Order of the Phoenix, Bellatrix decides to pay her sister a visit. Much Slytherin posturing follows.

After his death, Sirius looks back on his life... the good, the bad, the disgusting, the funny, and sometimes the just plain embarrasing. ``was Bellatrix a problem-teen? what was Narcissa like? why was Andromeda Sirius's favourite cousin?``read my fic to delve into Sirius's deepest darkest memories...

Lord Voldemort is in agonising pain. Will his 'faithful' Death Eaters stay faithful?

The answer is in the '', guys.

Draco Malfoy has become a religious zealot. He is gifted, or cursed, by the Stigmata, and withdraws inside himself until he is almost completely comatose. His new lack of passion in regular life attracts the attentions of The Dream Team and a certain Ginny Weasley...

AU: What if Lily and James had a different Secret-Keeper? It's not Sirius, or Remus. In fact, it's not even a wizard!

Everyone thought Draco Malfoy was an ordinary lazy conceited adolescent with no allegiance to anyone except a mirror. No one ever suspected Argus Filch, the simple squib, of having sinister plans for Harry Potter. Wow was everyone wrong!

What can the pounding music of Jim Steinman and his singers do for one green-eyed young man? Well, perhaps not help him win his war; but it can make a lot of other things much more pleasant. WARNING: very macho. If you are afraid of testosterone poisoning, go somewhere else

Harry sees a suspicious-looking bruise on a young boy's back and believes the child is being abused. He decided to investigate and runs into a problem. The boy's father has Diplomatic Immunity. In spite of this Harry is still determined to get the child into a loving home.

Iirc, the genre is called "magical realism" in Russian.

"I went to tell you the future looked bright, but all of a sudden we got into a fight." She didn't need him. She refused to need him. She was strong enough not to need him... Oh how easily we lie to ourselves...

What happens after Harry has a drunken one night stand with Draco Malfoy? What will Draco do when Harry denies it ever happened? How will Harry take it when the proof is staring him in the face?

A baby?!!!!!!!

Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.

H/G since PS. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A mix of everything you didn't want to see. Here's a nice listing: Buffy, Angel, Dark Tower, Big Book of Amber, Tenchi, Slayers, Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, Final Fantasy 9, Final Fantasy 10, Gravitation, Star Trek. All set up in the Harry Potter world. It's a showdown against Voldemort in this AU crossover fic.


With 13 against 1 poor Voldie doesn't have a chance.

summery_ executions, hp, humor

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