What the fuck do you mean, I'm not allowed to choose the stripper? May I remind you that it is I who have immaculate elven taste? Let go of my pretty elven plaits right now or else I will come after you not only with an orkish sledgehammer but a Gondorian broadsword as well.
Right, that's it - that's the last straw. I am chaining Haldir and Legolas back onto my bed and am going to pleasure them until they kingdom come. Namarie, you cow!11!1!
Okay, fine, but I get to do nevina's hen night, then. And I vote for her to have a Frodo stripper for her coming-of-age because she is so obviously going to attempt to give him head.
squeeeeeeee XDDD legolas legolaaaaaaas *-* *glomps tackles and molests sexy elf* ^_____^ ahhh.... elf molestation.. wat could be better ? ... hnn apart from the molestation of more then one elf ofcourse ... =oooh elf-harems .. *drools* XD nuuu ... the crowd loves pippin ^-^ pippin est tres kawaaaaiiiiiiii ^-^ *bounces insanely* ... me? hyper ? ... *clutches her coffee* .. never ... >XD *throws nekkid pippin and merry in a glass room together ...* awwww... can u feel the insatiable hobbit lurve? or actually.. i prefer the guys irl .. dom n was-his-name (balls, long time since i looked up cast XD) uber kawaiiness ^________^ ... ok, me shall shuddup now >.< *hides*
*chuus her wife ^*^ XD * cyz! ^-^
(massive apologies for vague insane comments n horrific chopping-up of languages ^^;; ... *blames the coffee* <> .. *ahem* ... *hides again* )
(btw, thanx for the offer ^_____^ c'est tres kawaii (ya kno me, insane-chewin monster that i am XD) but im thinkin of scannin in my pm kurogane pic of suzu (oooooh evil suzu >.< sexy sexy rapeable
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I will have no other than my preciousssssssssss. Legolas and Haldir look like good enough runner-ups...*joins alqualonde in her bed-chaining thing* hehehehehehehe
I would like to remind you that the bed-chaining will only go on once ive invited them over... AND ONLY ME, MYSELF, AND I HAVE THEY'RE NUMBER MWAHAHAHAHAHA *strokes pretty number*
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Right, that's it - that's the last straw. I am chaining Haldir and Legolas back onto my bed and am going to pleasure them until they kingdom come. Namarie, you cow!11!1!
Okay, fine, but I get to do nevina's hen night, then. And I vote for her to have a Frodo stripper for her coming-of-age because she is so obviously going to attempt to give him head.
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*chuus her wife ^*^ XD * cyz! ^-^
(massive apologies for vague insane comments n horrific chopping-up of languages ^^;; ... *blames the coffee* <> .. *ahem* ... *hides again* )
(btw, thanx for the offer ^_____^ c'est tres kawaii (ya kno me, insane-chewin monster that i am XD) but im thinkin of scannin in my pm kurogane pic of suzu (oooooh evil suzu >.< sexy sexy rapeable ( ... )
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haha thankies!
*O.O at sexy nekkid Gack*
Not a glass ball!! A Glass Bedroom ;) with plastic sheets (see through of course)... *Nosebleed*
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*strokes pretty number*
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