*Garth voice* "Ribbed for her pleaaaasure...."

[elandae]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, nereem

*busts out in a happy birthday dance to music that exists only in my head* (quite the mental image, no?)

And just for you...

Comments

[munkykiss]

my goodness can paris hilton be any more tanned????

rawr! ewan ;)

[elandae]

God I know! And dude, doesn't she look like a ginormous bird? Like about to swoop down and carry some poor unsuspecting lad off in her TALONS? Blech.

And uhm... *Austin voice* yay communism. (That just popped into my head... LOL)

[munkykiss]

She looks like big bird.

seriously.

she's got a beak!

[elandae]

LOL, she tooootally does! Just.. dude WHY ARE YOU FAMOUS? Grooooss

[munkykiss]

short answer: b/c she had a sex tape

long answer: b/c she had a sex tape that "accidentally" leaked

lol

[elandae]

LOL!

Alternate response: She's blonde, rich, has a famous name and is trashy.

Any of the above will equal fame when combined with the trashiness.

[munkykiss]

yeah! and i learned today that she usually parks in handicapped spaces...

dont get me wrong, I get pissed off too when I can't find parking and all there is are those spaces...but still! give her a ticket!

[elandae]

Yeah... but then, really let's face it, she DOES kinda qualify for that parking space anyways ;)

That is totally rude though... cause you know she's just doing it cause she's fucking lazy and pampered.

[munkykiss]

haha I guess you're right in that perspective...she is mentally handicapped..

*cough*whore*cough*

btw, that was for her, not you!LOL

[elandae]

LMAO! I think I would have guessed. *giggles* But eh, you can call me names. *weeps* I'll be *chokesup* fiiiine ;)

But yes, she's like... ughaugheeewwww.