[FF] Oppa, Oppa (Accidental Misery)
Title: Oppa, Oppa (Accidental Misery)
Characters/Pairings: Tao/Xiumin, Tao/Kris
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG - 13
Summary: Tao accidentally calls Xiumin 'oppa' one day.
"Wu Fan ge, that gege in striped shirt scares me," Zi Tao sobs almost adorably, hiding himself behind the taller Chinese guy as if he's some kind of a giant physical shield.
Wu Fan raises his eyebrows and looks at the boy the younger is referring to. He spots the boy in stripes with cheeks that remind him of steamed buns, grinning mischievously at them. "What? Minseok ge is pretty nice."
Zi Tao punches the elder's right arm from behind and groans, "That's because you didn't call him 'oppa' the first time you met him!"
Wu Fan snorts, "If you just stop watching Korean dramas, then it wouldn't have happened."
"I didn't expect him to like it, like, a lot!" Tao whimpers, wanting to just bury himself in an imaginary hole at that moment. "And don't you even bring up my K-Drama addiction because I'm sure you are just as hooked as I am!"
Wu Fan laughs and it doesn't help. Zi Tao sobs more.
Wu Fan sighs and tries to comfort the younger Chinese by patting his head, almost like a pet koala clutched tightly on to him. But then the elder of the two notices something and grins naughtily.
"Oh look who's coming," Wu Fan whispers to the ears of the younger, bit in a smirk with a great hint of evil in his voice.
"Hi Minseok hyung," Wu Fan greets in badly accented Korean, which he insists is way better than Zi Tao’s, straightening up and faking a smile.
"Zi Tao right here wants to tell you something!" Wu Fan puts on his most innocent face and pushes Zi Tao forward, leaving the younger one petrified beyond words.
The Chinese maknae glares at Wu Fan, who is already backing up ready to escape from the scene, as the elder changes his expression from the fucking fake, according to Zi Tao, innocent face into his ever infamous bitch face. Zi Tao curses under his breath.
Minseok stops right beside Zi Tao and asks with a sly grin on his face, "What do you want?"
"N-Nothing, hyung," Zi Tao stutters nervously as he mentally plots 101 different ways on how he is going to torture Wu Fan ge if he ever survives the attack of his predator, the bun steamed from the depths of hell.
"Hyung?" Minseok smirks as he looks piercingly straight in to the eyes of Zi Tao, their faces just inches away from each other. Zi Tao really means inches, as he would be able to tell anyone the number of pores on Minseok's face later on, with Minseok's breath hot against his nose.
And Zi Tao's heart goes drumming like crazy when Minseok closes the distance between them and says in a soft teasing voice, "Just call me 'oppa' like you used to."
Zi Tao's ticket to hell gets secured when it will later be announced he shall be rooming with Minseok.
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A/N: First EXO fanfic (and first fanfic after a long hiatus from writing) and it's not even a pairing I ship (like really ship).This was written out of random impulse, provoked by the happenings in Tao's birthday event and because I gave up after realizing that the 4000 words I already wrote for my HunHan fic didn't make sense.
Thank you mara_ciro for the beta and for telling me how she :rlab: because apparently I can still write crack.