Title: Lies
Author: elaborationlove
Fandom: Twilight
Characters/Pairings: Edward/Bella, Emmett
Rating: G
Genre: Humor, general
Summary: Edward isn't fond of Stephenie Meyer.
Author's Notes: For
twilight100.
Beta Credit: None.
Warning: None.
Disclaimer: SMeyer owns it all.
Word Count: 100
“Edward, relax.”
“No, Bella, I will not relax. That Meyer woman is so asking for it.”
“Dude, chill out.” Emmett said no more before Edward turned and hissed. “Oookay.”
“Hey, hey, Edward, shhh.” Bella leaned against his back, resting her cheek and tracing small circles on his shoulder blades.
“Bella, you know I’d never say anything like that.”
“I know. It’s okay. Here, let me distract you.”
On her toes, Bella leaned up and brushed her lips against his earlobe. Edward felt a shiver tear through his body and he immediately turned around, pushing her back on the couch.