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I was taking a nice walk through a park, when I noticed a little girl crying. I asked her what was wrong and she said that the park had become infested with dangerous prehistoric animals, who were created by a mad scientist. As she was telling me this I noticed a huge herd a rhinos approaching us, looking very mean. We started running for our lives with the rhinos in close pursuit. After a few minutes of panic and despair we found a grassy mound to hide behind, and the rhinos passed us and were gone. Then a curious animal appeared.
It was about the size of a large pig, and had short bristly hair all over its body. It also had a human arm for a snout, and a very long rastafarian hair-do. It approached us and introduced itself as Robustus, the arm-nosed rastafarian Tapir. It was difficult to understand him, at first, because he had a very odd accent and no sense of humor. Every time I smiled or laughed he was deeply offended and demanded that I apologize. After a few minutes of this, he agreed to tell us why he was there.
Robustus, the arm-nosed rastafarian Tapir, was the last of its kind. A hundred million years ago the Earth belonged to the Tapirs. Their civilization was far more advanced technologically than ours, but they were greedy and destroyed themselves. The last few Tapirs decided to leave a warning to future civilizations, so they created an individual who had their entire history genetically programmed into him, and spread his DNA all over the world. That's how, when the mad scientist recreated the dinosaurs, Robustus was also recreated.
He explained to us that he was there to help us overthrow our evil government, and that he has the knowledge how to do this embedded in his subconscious. To bring it out, he would need to trigger the release mechanism by smoking a lot of ganja.
At this point I woke up laughing my head off.
It was about the size of a large pig, and had short bristly hair all over its body. It also had a human arm for a snout, and a very long rastafarian hair-do. It approached us and introduced itself as Robustus, the arm-nosed rastafarian Tapir. It was difficult to understand him, at first, because he had a very odd accent and no sense of humor. Every time I smiled or laughed he was deeply offended and demanded that I apologize. After a few minutes of this, he agreed to tell us why he was there.
Robustus, the arm-nosed rastafarian Tapir, was the last of its kind. A hundred million years ago the Earth belonged to the Tapirs. Their civilization was far more advanced technologically than ours, but they were greedy and destroyed themselves. The last few Tapirs decided to leave a warning to future civilizations, so they created an individual who had their entire history genetically programmed into him, and spread his DNA all over the world. That's how, when the mad scientist recreated the dinosaurs, Robustus was also recreated.
He explained to us that he was there to help us overthrow our evil government, and that he has the knowledge how to do this embedded in his subconscious. To bring it out, he would need to trigger the release mechanism by smoking a lot of ganja.
At this point I woke up laughing my head off.