El diario del Jefe; Quinta Entrada.

[el_tomatino]

I... I found this in Lovi~'s room...

Comments

[justicereigns]

Right. You post half-naked pictures of a guy from when he was a kid to the internet and are suddenly shocked when he leaves you.

Are you capable of connecting chains of events to their likely consequences?

[el_tomatino]

Oh, but that wouldn't be it. I do that all the time!

[justicereigns]

Ever hear of "final straw?" I'm sure getting a bounty for it didn't help your case.

[el_tomatino]

He usually just punches for that kind of stuff!

[justicereigns]

And yet apparently the punches weren't working.

[el_tomatino]

Well, he doesn't have to worry! Since he's not here, there's not really a point in sharing those pictures - I just liked this cute reaction!

[justicereigns]

So you just liked to torture him. Wonderful. You're really helping your case here.

[el_tomatino]

Eh? That wasn't torture!! That's nowhere near torture!

[justicereigns]

No? Publicly embarrassing him to all his friends and complete and total strangers just to get flustered reactions out of him, what would you call it?

[el_tomatino]

Teasing at most! It's not like it takes a lot to get that cute reaction~ Please believe me, my friend, there are many forms of torture, and that isn't one.

[justicereigns]

We need to work on your definitions.

"Torture:
Noun
1. physical or mental anguish
2. the practice of torturing a person
3. something which causes great mental distress: she was going through the torture of a collapsing marriage [Latin torquere to twist]"

[el_tomatino]

Por favor. Torture is putting a piece of cloth in someone's mouth and then force them to drink water, so they feel like they are drowning.

[el_tomatino]

Showing cute pictures of when he was a kid is hardly anguish!

[justicereigns]

I'm not going to go into what constitutes torture as it differs person to person. What CP9 endured could be considered torture by many. Or it could be viewed as training. You've never even seen Impel Down before Magellan took over. It doesn't matter, I meant it in the same sense that there isn't another word for someone being repeatedly forced into mortifying situations they have trouble living down by someone they're supposed to have trusted all for another person's amusement despite their own horror. Just because something else is torture doesn't mean nothing else is except that. Sticking by a narrow view limits your scope of the full picture Mr. Spain.

[el_tomatino]

My friend, it offends me that you think I do not know torture. Please believe me when I say I am well aware of what torture is. Uploading a few pictures just because I want to show everybody how cute he is - that is definitely not it. I am glad you are concerned for his sake! But I believe it's misplaced.

Thank you, and good day.

[justicereigns]

Take it up with Russia who doesn't seem to think I know what war is either.

Whatever. Same. You're likely to get arrested at some point as it is.