"i piss off so many women"-jordan while driving today

[el_scorcho3]

NotoriousDKG: haha. man. do you know mrs copeland?
josie shrimpy3: DO I!?
josie shrimpy3: she sent me to the office for not wearing pants
NotoriousDKG: well she teaches health, right?
josie shrimpy3: yeah
josie shrimpy3: used to teach P.E.....
NotoriousDKG: today she was teaching us about contraceptives. and she has this big poster of the human reproductive organs
NotoriousDKG: oh, yeah I was in her p.e. class last year.
josie shrimpy3: HA
josie shrimpy3: that SUCKS
NotoriousDKG: well she took the contraceptive foam and showed us how it works, like she put it on the picture of the uterus on the poster.
NotoriousDKG: and it started eating away the ink. so she wigged out and tried to clean it off. with fucking windex.
NotoriousDKG: it just made a huge white spot where the uterus used to be. it was really funny
NotoriousDKG: then she tried to draw it back on with a dry erase marker
josie shrimpy3: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

holy crotch thats great. why doesnt great stuff like that happen to me in sex ed? i guess i am fortunate to have seen bay city kids. but jeeze!