May 08, 2005 23:40
i have recently decided i need to lose a bit of weight and have begun a regime of exercise and healthy eating.
Despite missing my 4 Dime bars a day, the eating bit is going ok. i'm getting a taste for strawberries.But the exercise... sweet christ. I have never been in so much physical pain, and i cause myself a lot of physical pain very often, many times on stage trying to be cool. What the hell is up with this? why so much hurt for being, essentially, good? What kind of retarded life is this?
Worst of all, my sweat stings. I have only just walked at a very great speed up the mountain on which Demento Towers is located. my sweat is burning my skin. really, owwwwwwwwie painful. What kind of liquid is my body made up of? I can only assume some kind of corrosive acid. I ought to be scraping it off my forehead and bottling it, to use against mine enemies.
This is stupid. owwwwwwwwwww. And I can only justify it as vanity, which is something that has never, EVER been an issue with me before. What the hell am I doing?
Get me a Dime bar, goddamit!