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In other amusing things, had to write an emergency plan of action today. I dug up one from two years ago, and got a bit of a laugh out of it. Yes, I actually turned this in to the head of building facilities two years ago. (I promise mine this year is much more serious and hence boring.)
Other Contingency Plans
Lake Hurricane
1. Please follow Tornado Procedures
Atomic Bomb
1. Please follow Tornado Procedures
Tsunami
1. Please follow Power Outage Procedures - everyone evacuates to the roof instead
Armageddon
1. Please remain seated & calm
2. Evacuation procedures not necessary as the end is near anyway
Space Aliens
1. Please follow Tornado Procedures
a. In the event that the invaders do ask to be taken to your leader, you are UNDER NO CONDITION to point out the Stage Manager
b. Proper response to invaders questioning to be taken to a leader is as follows: I know nothing, and am not, nor ever have been a member of the Communist party
Zombies
1. Please follow Power Outage Procedures
a. Everyone will remain seated in the theatre with cast & crew joining to sit onstage and the entire theatre will be locked down until further news is available
b. In the event that the zombie uprising begins in the theatre, if the outside hall is clear, please follow Fire Procedures
c. In the event that the zombie uprising begins in the theatre and the hall outside is NOT clear, Stage Management reserves the right to authorize the use of excessive military force
i. All crew members will be armed with blunt force or improvised “bludgeoning weapons” and told to enforce martial law until assistance becomes available
d. In the event the crew contacts the virus, Stage Management may then choose elected audience “captains” to arm to enforce martial law until assistance becomes available
e. In the even that the Stage Manager becomes a zombie, chain of command passes to:
i. Assistant Stage Manager
ii. Light Board Operator
iii. Sound Board Operator
iv. Anyone else who wants it
Other Contingency Plans
Lake Hurricane
1. Please follow Tornado Procedures
Atomic Bomb
1. Please follow Tornado Procedures
Tsunami
1. Please follow Power Outage Procedures - everyone evacuates to the roof instead
Armageddon
1. Please remain seated & calm
2. Evacuation procedures not necessary as the end is near anyway
Space Aliens
1. Please follow Tornado Procedures
a. In the event that the invaders do ask to be taken to your leader, you are UNDER NO CONDITION to point out the Stage Manager
b. Proper response to invaders questioning to be taken to a leader is as follows: I know nothing, and am not, nor ever have been a member of the Communist party
Zombies
1. Please follow Power Outage Procedures
a. Everyone will remain seated in the theatre with cast & crew joining to sit onstage and the entire theatre will be locked down until further news is available
b. In the event that the zombie uprising begins in the theatre, if the outside hall is clear, please follow Fire Procedures
c. In the event that the zombie uprising begins in the theatre and the hall outside is NOT clear, Stage Management reserves the right to authorize the use of excessive military force
i. All crew members will be armed with blunt force or improvised “bludgeoning weapons” and told to enforce martial law until assistance becomes available
d. In the event the crew contacts the virus, Stage Management may then choose elected audience “captains” to arm to enforce martial law until assistance becomes available
e. In the even that the Stage Manager becomes a zombie, chain of command passes to:
i. Assistant Stage Manager
ii. Light Board Operator
iii. Sound Board Operator
iv. Anyone else who wants it