Jun 13, 2005 21:38
SWEET HOLY HELL, DRIVER'S ED SUCKS.
There's this "instructor" there that makes THE STUPIDEST jokes you've ever heard in your entire life. Like one of those people that tries desperately to be funny, but fails miserably and in fact ends up in a more horrible montage of pain and suffering and social destruction than he ever would have been in if he WOULD HAVE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP. Yeah, he's like that but with 40+ years and 400+ pounds. Clearly, I have seen Satan, because there is a very few amount of people out there that can make me so angry and pained. I think he hits on the girls there; the ones that are like 15. So, in my overwhelming boredom, I paused from drawing to take down a quote which goes as follows:
"The point of no return: it's an issue of whether you're commited or don't. It's like breakfast, you know, the chicken and the pig because that pig he-he-h-he-h he's commited and the chicken he don't."
I'm pretty sure there are no typos in there, because if there were any typos, it would probably make more sense. The reason I put so many "he's" in there is because this asshead started laughing... AT WHAT!? I DON'T KNOW. Is commited spelled with two T's? DAMNIT! WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HOW STUPID THAT QUOTE IS, IT MAKES MY HEAD HURT! AGH, IT MAKES ME WANT TO GANK SOMETHING IN THE FUCKING KIDNEY!
Also, he discourages headphones. I don't feel like elaborating this in detail, but know that I WAS IN THE RIGHT AND I WAS DOING NOTHING WRONG. I WAS LISTENING TO THEM WHEN WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING.
I apologize. But trust me, if you were in this class, you'd understand.
It's pretty bad. Read Chris's livejournal, he complained about it, too.
P.S. I've gotten word that Seth's mom reads this? which uh... I wasn't expecting at all...
...Mornin' Mrs. Anderson...
I learned all these hateful words from Monday Night UPN, it wasn't my own fault, please don't tell my mom.