Chris, Matt, and I walked to Barnes & Noble, Best Buy, and eventually Half-Priced Books. At Half-Priced Books, Chris and I encountered Ross. We looked at CD's and records and found some interesting things.
I found this beauty in the "Compilations" section. It was misplaced. I fixed it for them. If you want to see the case, it's in the "Religion" section, next to Pocahantas. Pokemon is a way of life. You are consumed to catch them all or you don't go to heaven. It fits better in religion.
Ross found this.
He titled it "Superman 3: Superman saves the soul." There is many things wrong with this picture, though they are subtly expressed.
1) Why does the African-American man have a look of pure terror and worry? Superman should be saving people. I'm thinking that this man was not actually in trouble, but in fact Superman abducted him for his own horrible needs. Look at how Superman's smile contrasts that of the black mans.
2) Where is Lois Lane? Is Superman cheating? Is he an unfaithful bastard?
3) Where the hell ARE they? Superman dragged a terrified black man unwillingly to the Grand Canyon?
4) That black man is obviously in danger. He is trying to get a public message across through the camera for someone to give him a weapon to defend himself. Look at his outstreched hand.
This is also in Half-Price Books. Look for it. It's hilarious. The picture I provided doesn't accurately show what's on the record. On the record, that guy is scared for his life, and Superman is grinning stupidly.