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Mar 19, 2005 22:28

Ok. Today, I thought about something. On TV I watched someone filing their TV with a nailfiler while babbling incessantly. That's pretty fucking crazy. But, where is the defining line for insane? When do you decide that someone is no longer just weird, and you need to call the asylum? So I decided to find out. I asked "What does someone have to do for you to consider them insane."

Itchy TheSamurai: if you eat a quarter gallon of sloppy joes before a first date, and your first date is snorkeling in a sea of prune juice, and you don't hate carrot top, you are insane

spydeRXtr7 (10:11:14 PM): just stop walking all of a suddon and turn and run at me
kindalost999 (10:11:30 PM): run at you and do what
kindalost999 (10:11:33 PM): this is good.
kindalost999 (10:11:34 PM): keep going
spydeRXtr7 (10:11:47 PM): chase me till i called the crazy house
kindalost999 (10:12:42 PM): with a screwdriver?
spydeRXtr7 (10:13:14 PM): with a comb

IROCZ0r (9:55:24 PM): I would murder a busload of nuns

D0WIS (9:54:28 PM): be naked and having sex with animals during a football game at the 50 yard line while sitting on the back of the sleeping mascot?
D0WIS (9:54:41 PM): orrrr
D0WIS (9:54:48 PM): having sex with the sleeping mascot
kindalost999 (9:54:54 PM): ..you're sick.
kindalost999 (9:55:02 PM): i'm talking clinically insane.
D0WIS (9:55:10 PM): ohhhh\
D0WIS (9:55:14 PM): i dunno.
kindalost999 (9:55:23 PM): come on.
D0WIS (9:55:35 PM): i dont get the question.
kindalost999 (9:55:55 PM): ok. what would someone have to do for you to be convinced that they belong in a crazy house
D0WIS (9:56:14 PM): having sex with the sleeping mascot

Timmyboi327 (9:54:18 PM): wtf?

HOlLyLuBzYoOh (10:11:39 PM): okay say a man walks into a store, pulls out a bag of m&ms.
HOlLyLuBzYoOh (10:11:48 PM): than he begins to sort them by colors.
HOlLyLuBzYoOh (10:11:57 PM): (in the middle of the floor)
HOlLyLuBzYoOh (10:12:01 PM): after he sorts them.
HOlLyLuBzYoOh (10:12:05 PM): he peels off the shell.
HOlLyLuBzYoOh (10:12:17 PM): puts the colored shell part in a bag.
HOlLyLuBzYoOh (10:12:26 PM): leaves the chocolate part on the floor.
HOlLyLuBzYoOh (10:13:01 PM): the first person he sees he gives them the bag of colored candy shells.
kindalost999 (10:13:14 PM): i think you're takin this too literally.

Prinz of Prza (10:27:08 PM): snorting that shit that comes in the little packets that say "DO NOT EAT"

Sw In Kl Er 70 5 (9:54:49 PM): foam

SmarterChild (10:13:08 PM): >>> Muse CDs - Huge selection of Muse CDs in stock at discount prices! (sponsorship)

melvinwashere (10:02:50 PM): when they rip there testicles off and put them in a box of chocolate and give it to there girlfriend
melvinwashere (10:02:53 PM): whos realy a boy

under th3 gun: when they liek to run around naked killing trees because they think they are people with green hair. &we all know people hate green haired people, which is why most swimmers don't have blonde hair, so it does not turn green.

shortyoncampus15 (10:32:51 PM): stage a wedding between a dog and a cat and actually peform a real ceremony with real guests and televise it

FOXJEW (10:33:22 PM): look like you

EmAgIn32 (10:36:07 PM): put peanut butter in there ass crack stick there hand down there and eat it

sExYeRiCa0769 (11:22:50 PM): shit like this

tearsforham (10:39:30 PM): hit on ms. hogwood

DoCtOrTony1024 (10:42:14 PM): shove a monkey up their rectums with a bread roller

fanofdisco2 (11:07:55 PM): if you're three-hundred pounds and wear thongs that ride halfway up your back and think you're hot shit, you're pretty insane.

BiG MaN DeLa (11:59:58 PM): run aorund naked with a flaming sword claiming to be santa clause.
BiG MaN DeLa (12:00:16 AM): naked or loincloth
BiG MaN DeLa (12:00:19 AM): depening on the weather
kindalost999 (12:01:26 AM): i don't think someone really cares about the weather if they're painfully crazy.

angelofGod078 (11:09:48 PM): talk to the tv and dress up like a person on the tv pretending that they are part of it

kindalost999: (9:53:46 PM): what's someone have to do for you to consider them insane?
randomsn000: (9:54:35 PM): VVAE$ytaehrts♫§AF#vSDn135uH
kindalost999: (9:54:40 PM): shit, i don't even need to ask you, do i. what is the first childhood memory you have?
randomsn000: (9:54:56 PM): remember when i tried to eat that hammer like a week ago?
kindalost999: (10:00:33 PM): that's pathetic

here is a cake (11:35:45 PM): Making St. Anger.
here is a cake (11:36:04 PM): That makes one clinically insane.
kindalost999 (11:36:09 PM): HAHAHA

platinum stephen (11:55:02 PM): feces sandwich
platinum stephen (11:55:11 PM): good indicator

Fester Sloven (11:56:50 PM): rape a dunkey while wearing water wings

You people are sick.
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