Cough, cough.
Apparently, my sister jbadgr posted a cover to my new fic, "Bingo!" after which people have been inquiring (because it has not been posted yet.) FEAR NOT, noble and youthful readers, for finals are over and I have no life--what does that mean? Senseless, mindless fanfiction. Yes, that's right. I am working through the prologue now, but I'll give you the basic premise.
It takes place chiefly after the Uchiha Massacre. Why? I think it's funny when Sasuke's sad! And Gai would have been even more youthful and devilishly handsome than he is at present, if you can imagine such a thing without being sucked into the giant wave and sunset that would spontaneously manifest behind you upon such a mental conjuring.
So the beautiful Green Beast, that grey-haired bastard Kakashi, Shikaku Nara, and Tenzou (Yamato) are on an ANBU squad, tracking Itachi Uchiha. Hilarity ensues. My sister is very excited, which makes me very excited, because when she's excited she agrees to froth my milk for me which I can't do without creating a dairy apocalypse in our kitchen WHICH I WILL DO if it means I get a latte, which I need in order to write properly.
It's a vicious circle.
I will post some stuff when I'm done with it. I'm reluctant to post JUST the prologue because it's a tad depressing. What with mass-slaughter and all. Promise, the rest of the fic will not be nearly as gloomy.
I'd write it now, actually, but there's a kindergartener and a first-grader playing Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm in my family room. The latter is quite taken with Kisame, while the former is rather fond of Gaara (mainly because if you press circle repeatedly, no matter where you are, sand doom just HAPPENS.)
It's epic. I'm so proud.
*smoke bomb*
It takes place chiefly after the Uchiha Massacre. Why? I think it's funny when Sasuke's sad! And Gai would have been even more youthful and devilishly handsome than he is at present, if you can imagine such a thing without being sucked into the giant wave and sunset that would spontaneously manifest behind you upon such a mental conjuring.
So the beautiful Green Beast, that grey-haired bastard Kakashi, Shikaku Nara, and Tenzou (Yamato) are on an ANBU squad, tracking Itachi Uchiha. Hilarity ensues. My sister is very excited, which makes me very excited, because when she's excited she agrees to froth my milk for me which I can't do without creating a dairy apocalypse in our kitchen WHICH I WILL DO if it means I get a latte, which I need in order to write properly.
It's a vicious circle.
I will post some stuff when I'm done with it. I'm reluctant to post JUST the prologue because it's a tad depressing. What with mass-slaughter and all. Promise, the rest of the fic will not be nearly as gloomy.
I'd write it now, actually, but there's a kindergartener and a first-grader playing Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm in my family room. The latter is quite taken with Kisame, while the former is rather fond of Gaara (mainly because if you press circle repeatedly, no matter where you are, sand doom just HAPPENS.)
It's epic. I'm so proud.
*smoke bomb*