[Voice]
[The post is accompanied with a picture of Bowser, the 4-5 month old alligator, wearing a fake turtle shell over its back and red/orange tissue paper floating in front of its mouth like fire.]
Gamera~
Gamera~
Gamera is really neat~
Gamera is filled with meat~
We all love you Gamera~
Hnn.... Or maybe it's more like King Koopa~.... Well, whatever. Gamera's got a catchier theme. Either way, no evildoer would dare trespass upon ground protected by the mighty Gamera, friend to children! Wahahaha~...
.... Say, 'zzit quieter 'round here lately or is it just me?
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[OOC: Post inspired by
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