MEMEMEMEME
130 questions meme
Is the person you last texted single?
I don't text so, if you mean IM: Uh, I think so???
Do you get jealous easily?
Yeah, I do. It's my worst flaw. I've gotten a lot better over the years, though.
What are you currently waiting for?
Like, right this second? For me to think of something to do. Besides this, I mean.
Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
Future, I guess. I'm usually stuck thinking about either the past or future, but I've been trying to get better about that because it's just depressing.
Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Yeeeeah.
Is anything wrong with your eyes?
I have glasses! That's about it.
Who were the last people you saw besides from family?
Uuuh. No idea. I don't really get out when I'm here in Maine.
Do you have nice eyes?
People say I do. It's the one thing I tend to get complimented on. I've got really long girly eyelashes...
Have you ever received a love letter more than a page long?
...No.
If something was wrong, who is the first girl you would go to?
Like, physically go to? No one. I can't really think of anyone I'd go to in any sort of way, actually.
Who’s thinking about you right now?
Probably no one!
Is this year the best year of your life?
Haha, oh god, no.
How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
Regular Dr Pepper tastes like ass. I can't imagine I'd like the diet version.
Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
I don't know. I haven't seen or talked to her in about four years.
Do you go to the tanning bed on a regular basis?
What?! No.
Does your bedroom need cleaning?
I actually just cleaned it! Although I think it could use a sweeping/vacuuming again because my pets keep shedding and they keep hanging out in my bedroom.
Flowers or chocolate?
You can't eat flowers.
Sushi of choice?
Bleck, I hate sushi.
Would you rather take a relationship really slow or really fast?
Slow. I only like getting into relationships if I intend to try to get them to work and going slower seems better.
Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
I don't really hang out with anyone anymore! But I do feel more comfortable around girls than guys, though.
Are you comfortable with your height?
I really do wish I were at least an inch or two taller. I'm probably the shortest or second-shortest guy I know. And, of course, everyone always says they prefer guys to be tall...
Do you act differently around the person you like?
Well. Duh. I try to not do anything embarrassing, which always backfires because that is a sure-fire way of doing something embarrassing.
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Hahahaha. Oh god no.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Probably? For some reason it's usually easy to make me smile even when I'm miserable. There's lots of people that can do it.
Do you like thunderstorms?
Yeah. I love rain in general.
Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Sure, why not?
How fast does your mood change?
Not very quickly usually. I have buttons that can make me pissed really easily, but besides that I don't change moods quickly. It's good and bad, because when I'm feeling like crap it lasts a while.
Are there things that can’t be joked about with you?
Quite a few things! I can't think of many off the top of my head, though.
What do you always take with you?
Nothing, because I always forget something and I've forgotten everything at least once.
When is your birthday?
May 2nd, 1987.
Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On the floor of my dorm in front of the open window back when the heater was fucked up. I was curled up and crying all night.
Anything on your walls.
A...calendar...
What do you bite more, your tongue, lip, or cheek?
The inside of lip/cheek when my anxiety is getting bad.
Has a boy/girl called you babe/baby before?
Yeah.
If so, do you like it?
Hahaha, it was just in a silly friendly way. I cannot for the life of me picture someone doing it seriously and me not laughing my ass off. Or feeling incredibly awkward.
Is there something that you want to tell someone but can’t?
Yup.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?
Probably not much longer than that. I seem to fail spectacularly at it.
Do you crack your knuckles?
Nope.
Do you feel comfortable getting up and giving speeches?
Not really. I don't like being in front of crowds.
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Nope.
Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
No.
Does anyone know your passwords besides you?
Hell on.
Have you ever kissed someone under fireworks?
Nope.
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Diet Mountain Dew. Of course, I don't drink anything alcoholic, so...
I bet you miss somebody right now…
NO FREAKING SHIT.
Do you get high a lot?
Never.
Do you have a box where you keep all your important things?
No. Everything is just...everywhere.
Can you count past 100?
Yes. I can even say my ABCs. I'm an overachiever.
Would you ever date anyone your parents disapproved?
Uh, yeah. I couldn't give less of a shit about my parents' opinions about my romantic life.
Who introduced you to your boyfriend or girlfriend (or ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend)?
I met her myself, so...no one.
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Just plain old woods, maybe. Anything more difficult and probably not.
Are you afraid of shots?
No.
Is there someone you can tell anything to?
Nope.
At this moment in time if you HAD to have someone’s name tattooed on you whose would it be?
Wh-What. Uh. I can't even imagine.
Most memorable thing that’s happened to you over the summer?
Um. Nothing whatsoever. I've spent the entire summer just looking for jobs.
Has anyone called you perfect before?
Y-Yeah.
Do your best friends’ parents tend to like you?
I...don't really have a best friend.
What’s your all-time favorite ROMANCE movie?
I...don't...watch those...
TV channels/shows you watch?
Cartoon Network and Comedy Central.
Are any of your friends taller than you?
Most of them.
Name the bands you have band tees for?
NONE.
Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
You're less likely to get gross shit on you or eaten in a pool.
Ever really cried your heart out?
Of course.
Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2009?
No.
Do you make good grades?
Pretty good, I guess.
Is there a difference between love and IN love?
Yup.
Have you ever been on a motorcycle?
Nope.
Does it bother you when someone says they will call you and they don’t?
I generally get annoyed whenever anyone doesn't do what they say they will.
What is the main ringtone on your cell?
I just have the bland default one because my phone is on vibrate 99% of the time.
Do you speak any other language other than English?
Nope.
Did 2008 treat you good?
Not particularly, no.
Do you think you were raised well?
No. Everything good I do and like about myself is due to me teaching myself not to do what my parents do or say.
Could you name all 50 states and point to them on a map?
Most likely, however I haven't done it in a few years so it might take me longer than it used to.
Are you someone’s best friend?
I don't think so?
Where was the last place you were when you got sick?
My bedroom feeling like shit.
Have you ever smuggled something into America?
I've never been OUT of America.
What’s your favorite super-hero?
Batman?
Can you say the alphabet backwards?
If I think really hard, then probably.
Pen or pencil?
Pen because I write terribly and I'm constantly erasing and re-writing.
Ever had an 11:11 wish come true?
Uh...no.
Do you get bad headaches?
Rarely.
What’s worse: liars or cheaters?
Liars. It's arguable that they're the same, but I can't stand people that lie.
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Yeah.
Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Cigarettes, yes, because of how terribly they smell, how they stain things, and how they linger, all on top of how unhealthy they are. I might be able to deal with pot, though I still think it smells bad.
What’s usually colder, your hands or your feet?
My feet, I think? My hands and feet are usually pretty warm. I resist cold well.
What’s your favorite type of flower?
I...know nothing about flowers.
Give me a random lyric from the song you’re listening to.
I WILL BURN MY BREAD
Do you think two people can last forever?
Definitely.
Do you consider yourself lucky?
Not particularly.
Is there someone that cares about you more than themselves?
I don't think so.
Who was the ugliest person you saw today?
MY FAMILY.
Freedom or safety?
Freedom, I guess?
Has a song ever made you cry?
Yes.
A book ever made you cry?
Yes.
Is the world crumbling to pieces?
It's not 2012 yet!!! Silly.
Is your handwriting large, tiny, or pretty normal?
Normal-sized/a little large, but messy.
Will you be in a relationship next month?
Well, I'll just go check my calendar and my schedule for the next four months--oh, looks like that's a no.
Who was the last person to piss you off, and why?
My parents. I don't even need to think about it.
Your phone rings, what do you say.
"SON OF A BITCH." I loathe phones.
Has anyone ever said they wanted to marry you?
Yeah...
Have you ever been a gymnast or a cheerleader?
I am not nearly flexible enough, I'm sorry.
Is your birthday on a holiday?
Only if The Rock's birthday counts as a holiday.
Do you always answer your phone?
No, because as I said: I hate phones.
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Yes.
Are you ticklish?
I...yes. Severely. It's one of my bigger secrets.
Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
Yeah.
...Wow, this just shows that I'm boring. No wonder I never do these. Pfft.
Is the person you last texted single?
I don't text so, if you mean IM: Uh, I think so???
Do you get jealous easily?
Yeah, I do. It's my worst flaw. I've gotten a lot better over the years, though.
What are you currently waiting for?
Like, right this second? For me to think of something to do. Besides this, I mean.
Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
Future, I guess. I'm usually stuck thinking about either the past or future, but I've been trying to get better about that because it's just depressing.
Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Yeeeeah.
Is anything wrong with your eyes?
I have glasses! That's about it.
Who were the last people you saw besides from family?
Uuuh. No idea. I don't really get out when I'm here in Maine.
Do you have nice eyes?
People say I do. It's the one thing I tend to get complimented on. I've got really long girly eyelashes...
Have you ever received a love letter more than a page long?
...No.
If something was wrong, who is the first girl you would go to?
Like, physically go to? No one. I can't really think of anyone I'd go to in any sort of way, actually.
Who’s thinking about you right now?
Probably no one!
Is this year the best year of your life?
Haha, oh god, no.
How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
Regular Dr Pepper tastes like ass. I can't imagine I'd like the diet version.
Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
I don't know. I haven't seen or talked to her in about four years.
Do you go to the tanning bed on a regular basis?
What?! No.
Does your bedroom need cleaning?
I actually just cleaned it! Although I think it could use a sweeping/vacuuming again because my pets keep shedding and they keep hanging out in my bedroom.
Flowers or chocolate?
You can't eat flowers.
Sushi of choice?
Bleck, I hate sushi.
Would you rather take a relationship really slow or really fast?
Slow. I only like getting into relationships if I intend to try to get them to work and going slower seems better.
Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
I don't really hang out with anyone anymore! But I do feel more comfortable around girls than guys, though.
Are you comfortable with your height?
I really do wish I were at least an inch or two taller. I'm probably the shortest or second-shortest guy I know. And, of course, everyone always says they prefer guys to be tall...
Do you act differently around the person you like?
Well. Duh. I try to not do anything embarrassing, which always backfires because that is a sure-fire way of doing something embarrassing.
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Hahahaha. Oh god no.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Probably? For some reason it's usually easy to make me smile even when I'm miserable. There's lots of people that can do it.
Do you like thunderstorms?
Yeah. I love rain in general.
Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Sure, why not?
How fast does your mood change?
Not very quickly usually. I have buttons that can make me pissed really easily, but besides that I don't change moods quickly. It's good and bad, because when I'm feeling like crap it lasts a while.
Are there things that can’t be joked about with you?
Quite a few things! I can't think of many off the top of my head, though.
What do you always take with you?
Nothing, because I always forget something and I've forgotten everything at least once.
When is your birthday?
May 2nd, 1987.
Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On the floor of my dorm in front of the open window back when the heater was fucked up. I was curled up and crying all night.
Anything on your walls.
A...calendar...
What do you bite more, your tongue, lip, or cheek?
The inside of lip/cheek when my anxiety is getting bad.
Has a boy/girl called you babe/baby before?
Yeah.
If so, do you like it?
Hahaha, it was just in a silly friendly way. I cannot for the life of me picture someone doing it seriously and me not laughing my ass off. Or feeling incredibly awkward.
Is there something that you want to tell someone but can’t?
Yup.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?
Probably not much longer than that. I seem to fail spectacularly at it.
Do you crack your knuckles?
Nope.
Do you feel comfortable getting up and giving speeches?
Not really. I don't like being in front of crowds.
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Nope.
Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
No.
Does anyone know your passwords besides you?
Hell on.
Have you ever kissed someone under fireworks?
Nope.
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Diet Mountain Dew. Of course, I don't drink anything alcoholic, so...
I bet you miss somebody right now…
NO FREAKING SHIT.
Do you get high a lot?
Never.
Do you have a box where you keep all your important things?
No. Everything is just...everywhere.
Can you count past 100?
Yes. I can even say my ABCs. I'm an overachiever.
Would you ever date anyone your parents disapproved?
Uh, yeah. I couldn't give less of a shit about my parents' opinions about my romantic life.
Who introduced you to your boyfriend or girlfriend (or ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend)?
I met her myself, so...no one.
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Just plain old woods, maybe. Anything more difficult and probably not.
Are you afraid of shots?
No.
Is there someone you can tell anything to?
Nope.
At this moment in time if you HAD to have someone’s name tattooed on you whose would it be?
Wh-What. Uh. I can't even imagine.
Most memorable thing that’s happened to you over the summer?
Um. Nothing whatsoever. I've spent the entire summer just looking for jobs.
Has anyone called you perfect before?
Y-Yeah.
Do your best friends’ parents tend to like you?
I...don't really have a best friend.
What’s your all-time favorite ROMANCE movie?
I...don't...watch those...
TV channels/shows you watch?
Cartoon Network and Comedy Central.
Are any of your friends taller than you?
Most of them.
Name the bands you have band tees for?
NONE.
Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
You're less likely to get gross shit on you or eaten in a pool.
Ever really cried your heart out?
Of course.
Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2009?
No.
Do you make good grades?
Pretty good, I guess.
Is there a difference between love and IN love?
Yup.
Have you ever been on a motorcycle?
Nope.
Does it bother you when someone says they will call you and they don’t?
I generally get annoyed whenever anyone doesn't do what they say they will.
What is the main ringtone on your cell?
I just have the bland default one because my phone is on vibrate 99% of the time.
Do you speak any other language other than English?
Nope.
Did 2008 treat you good?
Not particularly, no.
Do you think you were raised well?
No. Everything good I do and like about myself is due to me teaching myself not to do what my parents do or say.
Could you name all 50 states and point to them on a map?
Most likely, however I haven't done it in a few years so it might take me longer than it used to.
Are you someone’s best friend?
I don't think so?
Where was the last place you were when you got sick?
My bedroom feeling like shit.
Have you ever smuggled something into America?
I've never been OUT of America.
What’s your favorite super-hero?
Batman?
Can you say the alphabet backwards?
If I think really hard, then probably.
Pen or pencil?
Pen because I write terribly and I'm constantly erasing and re-writing.
Ever had an 11:11 wish come true?
Uh...no.
Do you get bad headaches?
Rarely.
What’s worse: liars or cheaters?
Liars. It's arguable that they're the same, but I can't stand people that lie.
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Yeah.
Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Cigarettes, yes, because of how terribly they smell, how they stain things, and how they linger, all on top of how unhealthy they are. I might be able to deal with pot, though I still think it smells bad.
What’s usually colder, your hands or your feet?
My feet, I think? My hands and feet are usually pretty warm. I resist cold well.
What’s your favorite type of flower?
I...know nothing about flowers.
Give me a random lyric from the song you’re listening to.
I WILL BURN MY BREAD
Do you think two people can last forever?
Definitely.
Do you consider yourself lucky?
Not particularly.
Is there someone that cares about you more than themselves?
I don't think so.
Who was the ugliest person you saw today?
MY FAMILY.
Freedom or safety?
Freedom, I guess?
Has a song ever made you cry?
Yes.
A book ever made you cry?
Yes.
Is the world crumbling to pieces?
It's not 2012 yet!!! Silly.
Is your handwriting large, tiny, or pretty normal?
Normal-sized/a little large, but messy.
Will you be in a relationship next month?
Well, I'll just go check my calendar and my schedule for the next four months--oh, looks like that's a no.
Who was the last person to piss you off, and why?
My parents. I don't even need to think about it.
Your phone rings, what do you say.
"SON OF A BITCH." I loathe phones.
Has anyone ever said they wanted to marry you?
Yeah...
Have you ever been a gymnast or a cheerleader?
I am not nearly flexible enough, I'm sorry.
Is your birthday on a holiday?
Only if The Rock's birthday counts as a holiday.
Do you always answer your phone?
No, because as I said: I hate phones.
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Yes.
Are you ticklish?
I...yes. Severely. It's one of my bigger secrets.
Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
Yeah.
...Wow, this just shows that I'm boring. No wonder I never do these. Pfft.