A Story by Nikki O.

[el_hopeo]

i miss you...what ya been up to? i'd wager danger, and by the boatloads...mutant, four-armed great apes wielding 2-by-4's with nails driven through chasing you through jungles, until you reach the coastline and take a thousand foot plunge into the stormy waters below, but you're not safe yet, there's a giant, 78 foot squid and he's hungry for flesh (HUMAN flesh), so you unleash your ThunderFist Fury, and the resulting shock wave creates a mile-high tsunami, and you ride that wave, hanging ten/cowabunga, by using a passing dolphin as a surfboard (although yer vegan, so I bet you actually used a burly piece of driftwood (but it'd totally be sweet to surf a dolphin, so I'd understand if ya did)) and when you finally reach land, you realize that you've been surfing sooooo looooong that 500 years have passed and you're in the FUTURE...damn, hope, you cray-zay...going into the future and all...
hearts,
nikki