zounds! its been two months!
yea its been a long time since i updated, 2 days short of 2 months to be exact. ive had stuff to say, but u no, too lazy. so this will b like really long. the real reason that im updating is because i just saw the funniest thing i have seen all year today. this is how i remember it:
Ok, so me, elton, joey, eli, madigan, smithy, and old james were in the bathroom changing. Wait... old james want there.... i dont even know anybody named old james.... GONE!!! neways so there we are in the bathroom. eli went into the stall to change so we then proceeded to turn the lights in the bathroom off several times. so we turn the lights back on and for some reason madigan has his pants down. he then goes to the stall that eli is in, pulls down the back of his boxers, and begins ass humping the stall. so this goes on for a good 3 or 4 minutes while we just sit there cracking up. then joey starts kicking the other stall, assuming that twomey is in there. so then after like 10 seconds, some old guy comes out of the stall joey was kicking at looks at us all. now you have to understand, at this point, we were all pretty much on the floor laughing, joey was like in tights, and madigan was sitting there with his pants off. so then he just goes straight for the door and as soon as it closes i laughed the most that ive ever in my life. joey just like stopped breathing. so then eli comes out of the stall to see whats going on, and gets a facefull of irish ass. funniest thing ever..... and probably just because it was madigan. well prob end up gettin in trouble for that too but o well.
ok what else.... lets see... i saw troy with my brother. it was alright. battle scenes pretty cool. less naked guys woulda made it good. actually, screw that. what they really need is more naked girls. from now on thats what all movies need more of. lets see.... school stuff... joey was wearing boots yesterday and people are saying it was to make him taller. celia got a whole bunch of glue on my pants, and im pretty sure theres some lip gloss on there too which sucks cus i have like 2 wearable school pants and i dont know where the other ones are. we hadta do the play today for 7th grade and i messed up like twice, but it was ok cus i had "if only there was some sort of a sign to show us the way to the king.... even if it just said 'this way to the black knight'" o right... i got in trouble the other day for saying 'i wanna kill a nigger' when mr smith walked by but its fine now cus hes cool like that. well i cant think of anything else... ill end up doin elton's quiz thats like 400 questions wrong in like a week cus itll take like 3 hours and id just spend them sittin here anyway. i would do it now but no1 would read it and i doubt anyone has read to this point anyway so i should go now before this gets really long. so now im gna go back to doing.... nothing.
Ok, so me, elton, joey, eli, madigan, smithy, and old james were in the bathroom changing. Wait... old james want there.... i dont even know anybody named old james.... GONE!!! neways so there we are in the bathroom. eli went into the stall to change so we then proceeded to turn the lights in the bathroom off several times. so we turn the lights back on and for some reason madigan has his pants down. he then goes to the stall that eli is in, pulls down the back of his boxers, and begins ass humping the stall. so this goes on for a good 3 or 4 minutes while we just sit there cracking up. then joey starts kicking the other stall, assuming that twomey is in there. so then after like 10 seconds, some old guy comes out of the stall joey was kicking at looks at us all. now you have to understand, at this point, we were all pretty much on the floor laughing, joey was like in tights, and madigan was sitting there with his pants off. so then he just goes straight for the door and as soon as it closes i laughed the most that ive ever in my life. joey just like stopped breathing. so then eli comes out of the stall to see whats going on, and gets a facefull of irish ass. funniest thing ever..... and probably just because it was madigan. well prob end up gettin in trouble for that too but o well.
ok what else.... lets see... i saw troy with my brother. it was alright. battle scenes pretty cool. less naked guys woulda made it good. actually, screw that. what they really need is more naked girls. from now on thats what all movies need more of. lets see.... school stuff... joey was wearing boots yesterday and people are saying it was to make him taller. celia got a whole bunch of glue on my pants, and im pretty sure theres some lip gloss on there too which sucks cus i have like 2 wearable school pants and i dont know where the other ones are. we hadta do the play today for 7th grade and i messed up like twice, but it was ok cus i had "if only there was some sort of a sign to show us the way to the king.... even if it just said 'this way to the black knight'" o right... i got in trouble the other day for saying 'i wanna kill a nigger' when mr smith walked by but its fine now cus hes cool like that. well i cant think of anything else... ill end up doin elton's quiz thats like 400 questions wrong in like a week cus itll take like 3 hours and id just spend them sittin here anyway. i would do it now but no1 would read it and i doubt anyone has read to this point anyway so i should go now before this gets really long. so now im gna go back to doing.... nothing.