ultimate updating power... that really doesnt work

[el_god_mexican]

haha jordan now i see why it took u like 10 minutes, cus u were updating ur profile. meh, its not that bad...

also, i feel it is absolutely necessary for the survival of the human race for this picture to be posted.

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[rockamuffin29]

arite... i never EVER though i would say what im about to say but...

you're right.

actually... on second thought take that back.
you're not right.
i wish i had that hat and that pipe so that i could put it on MY dog. and prance him around like a homo.

but the hat needs a feather. just for the record (that sorta rhymed)

[el_god_mexican]

stop lying, you are so jealous of my dog and you know it.

why would you prance your dog around like a homo? thats mean.... and possibly disturbing...

and no, that didnt rhyme. in any way. at all.

[rockamuffin29]

you are mean.
you just being ALIVE and able to be an asshole earns you 1003975012852 asshole points. the asshole congress decided that since your just the biggest asshole ever, they'd just give you points even when ur not being an asshole, which is not often.
so you get a ton of points when ur a dormant asshole

PS: speaking of congress, how gay was that fuckin' bus today?

PSS: yesssssss i used dormant correctly in a sentence... owned.

[asian_god]

i dunno what dormant means...

dude u got a pen. how fuckin cool is that.

[rockamuffin29]

dormant means inactive.

and yeah. getting a pen is way fuckin' cooler than not getting one.
therefore the person holding the pen is way fuckin' cooler than the one without
HENCE (yes i said hence) i am cooler than jordan and TAB and his dog with a hat.

[el_god_mexican]

wait im confused. what did that bus havta do with congress?

and i got a pencil? altho it already served its purpose, to write 'jordan loves the penis' with the eraser on the lunch table. i guess for 2nd lunch... altho they could think its the other jordan. and i guess thats not really untrue either... thats just about all i havta say about jordans unspoken loves (SDOTT!)

[asian_god]

hahaha dude shes not ugly either i dunno why u gotta be makin fun of these not ugly people.

and dude c-span, c-span2, c-span3, and c-span.org put up cameras in the congress....room... They were the first reality TV show remember????

also, i dunno why there are these rumors going around, actually on second thought, they arent going around, you are the ONLY ONE that claims jordan cruz loves the penis...

the other jordan is not included in the previous paragraph

[el_god_mexican]

hahaha stop making it seem so mean. i never said that she was ugly. did i ever say 'dude jordan why u gotta like somebody whos ugly like her?' the answer is no, i didnt.

ah yes, they were the first reality tv show. i forgot about that.

hey dude, the writing is on the wall. theres nothing i can do about it now, its out of my hands. the whole world knows that you love the penis now. and we all saw your away message that one day. we all know jordan, its ok. were all your friends here, nobody will make fun of you. just come out and say it.

[asian_god]

well, after you throw the pen at me and miss 2moro i will have the pen. Therefore, i am in the process of becoming cooler than tab and alex