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At National Sports, looking for a pair of shoes. Sexiest girl EVER.
"Uh yeah, can you get me these shoes?"
"Ok sure, what size are you?"
(Short pause, intimidated by her beauty)"Uhh pardon me?"
"What size?"
"Oh, 9.5 or 10"(You know what they say about guys with big feet... they wear big socks.)
She leaves to get the shoes.
"The only size I have is 7.5"
"Oh fuck, I mean, ok thanks."(I was pissed off, since I kissed the shoe when I saw it.)
I leave to look at some hockey equipment. I come back to, uhhh, ask, things.
"So, ummm is that the only size you have?"(Adrian you idiot, she already said that, was what i was really thinking.)
"Yeah, but do you want me to call other stores?"
"Yeah, please."
Comes back.
"Ok, I need your phone number..."(Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.)"...when we get the shoes, I'll call you."(Damnit. She held the paper so nice and sexually.)
There was more, I didn't remember the dialogue too well. Sexiest girl ever, it was unbelievable. If I wasn't such a chicken shit. Then maybe, just maybe...
The shoes I want are kinda different than these, but they're similar.
Update coming when I get my shoes.
"Uh yeah, can you get me these shoes?"
"Ok sure, what size are you?"
(Short pause, intimidated by her beauty)"Uhh pardon me?"
"What size?"
"Oh, 9.5 or 10"(You know what they say about guys with big feet... they wear big socks.)
She leaves to get the shoes.
"The only size I have is 7.5"
"Oh fuck, I mean, ok thanks."(I was pissed off, since I kissed the shoe when I saw it.)
I leave to look at some hockey equipment. I come back to, uhhh, ask, things.
"So, ummm is that the only size you have?"(Adrian you idiot, she already said that, was what i was really thinking.)
"Yeah, but do you want me to call other stores?"
"Yeah, please."
Comes back.
"Ok, I need your phone number..."(Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.)"...when we get the shoes, I'll call you."(Damnit. She held the paper so nice and sexually.)
There was more, I didn't remember the dialogue too well. Sexiest girl ever, it was unbelievable. If I wasn't such a chicken shit. Then maybe, just maybe...
The shoes I want are kinda different than these, but they're similar.
Update coming when I get my shoes.