X-Men III review
What was good: Jeane Grey turning into the PMS-ridden angsty broad that dwells within the hearts of women and bugging the fuck out. I thought the way they portrayed the phoenix was pretty fuckin cool. Magneto busting Mystique out of prison was awesome too, as was Wolverine running around stabbing people for a good ten minutes. I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!! hahahaha that will never get old.
What was bad: the music, the dialogue, anything that didn't involve flaming cars and large things being destroyed in interesting ways and the Iceman/Pyro beam fight. A beam fight?! It's 2006! We've evolved past the beam fight.
Quality of ending: Positively barf worthy. I'm still crapping cornballs from that garbage.
Should you pay $10 to see it? If you aren't looking for the next Schindler's list and don't mind sitting through horribly written dialogue and stupid posing for things to start exploding then yes absolutely you should go see it.
That is my expert opinion and I'm giving it to you for free. Aren't you glad we're LJ friends? Of course you are. Now do my laundry, I command it.
What was bad: the music, the dialogue, anything that didn't involve flaming cars and large things being destroyed in interesting ways and the Iceman/Pyro beam fight. A beam fight?! It's 2006! We've evolved past the beam fight.
Quality of ending: Positively barf worthy. I'm still crapping cornballs from that garbage.
Should you pay $10 to see it? If you aren't looking for the next Schindler's list and don't mind sitting through horribly written dialogue and stupid posing for things to start exploding then yes absolutely you should go see it.
That is my expert opinion and I'm giving it to you for free. Aren't you glad we're LJ friends? Of course you are. Now do my laundry, I command it.