i'm really driving
first day drivin without a qualified driver and i havn't killed anyone yet
possibly a handful of small rodents but sure they reproduce so fast noone's gonna miss a few of them
so yeah today i drove to work,
found the widest parkin space in the history of the world
in i went
was all paranoid about the car in work all day
ran out to the car park to check on it twice
first time i couldn't remember if i had put on the handbrake
second time i couldn't remember if i locked it after the first time
so then i was supposed to come here to college to study
but
i decided to go to the lads house to check in on em
so very bravely i drove right into their driveway
then they got me to drive em to the shops to do their weekly shoppin
got to tesco (the shop)
had decided beforehand to park in the quietest part of the car park (parkin lot)
but bravery got the better of me and i found a great spot right in front of the door and managed to squeeze in somehow
got back alright
and then eventually got to college
i know i know this is all within like a 5 mile radius
but ya can't drive much more than five miles in ireland without falling off the edge
so i'm very proud,
gonna study till 7:30
drive home
and then someone else can drop me into the boys so i can go have a few pints
life is gooood
had a strange dream last night about one of my x's turning into a real friendly cute half bird half dog thing,
i may in fact be insane
p.s. no more drugs for this man
possibly a handful of small rodents but sure they reproduce so fast noone's gonna miss a few of them
so yeah today i drove to work,
found the widest parkin space in the history of the world
in i went
was all paranoid about the car in work all day
ran out to the car park to check on it twice
first time i couldn't remember if i had put on the handbrake
second time i couldn't remember if i locked it after the first time
so then i was supposed to come here to college to study
but
i decided to go to the lads house to check in on em
so very bravely i drove right into their driveway
then they got me to drive em to the shops to do their weekly shoppin
got to tesco (the shop)
had decided beforehand to park in the quietest part of the car park (parkin lot)
but bravery got the better of me and i found a great spot right in front of the door and managed to squeeze in somehow
got back alright
and then eventually got to college
i know i know this is all within like a 5 mile radius
but ya can't drive much more than five miles in ireland without falling off the edge
so i'm very proud,
gonna study till 7:30
drive home
and then someone else can drop me into the boys so i can go have a few pints
life is gooood
had a strange dream last night about one of my x's turning into a real friendly cute half bird half dog thing,
i may in fact be insane
p.s. no more drugs for this man