Like all other tuesdays, I started the day off by beatin the shit out of my woman. She asked for it today, she fuckin broke the tv round 7am while I was drinkin orange vodka and watchin the rosa parks furneal. I was insanely pissed, that fine piece Rosa was my world. I looked up at my poster of her on my wall. I beat my woman with a a shoe until she passed out. I pissed on her and fucked her in the ass for 34 mins. I then passed out.
It's later in the day around 10am, the tv is still broke. My dick smells like shit and I think my woman is dead. It was time for a new one anyways. So I get into my bad ass geo spectrum.
That car is an orignal bad ass. I have the white four door model missing one fender. I throw my womans body in the back seat and start driving to the charles h wright museum of african american history. [This is where it gets bad.]
I pull up outfront and notice a large ammount of blacks outside. I first grab my 12 gauge and load up 2 shells. Fuck their not takin my sweet ass spectrum. I just paid this off, I owed my dealer 500.00 for it. So i raped his wife and ate his child. After that he said we were good.
Now I carry the 12 gauge in my left hand and my dead woman over my right shoulder. Suddenly I notice Rosa parks is inside. I quickly shove several blacks to the side and walk up to her casket. There are several professional lookin black men gathered infront. I put the dead woman into Kwame Kilpatricks arms and then drop my pants. Kwame immediatley goes what the fuck white bastard. I insert my dick into rosa parks mouth and starts fuckin her. This could be the worst thing ive done in days. Now I'm beatin da pussy while holding a shot gun.
No one makes any effort to stop me. I'm fuckin rosa parks corpse on national tv while holding a shot gun. Suddenly, an entourage of white men jump me. I'm fighting 2 dudes for my shotgun and another white man is giving me a blow job. Wait hes tryin to handcuff my dick thinking its my hand. I ejaculate in his face and beat his ass. I then proceed to shoot the other whites. I walk out, why? Because cocaine gives me super man powers.
I'm higher than a hippy in 71. I'm also being arrested by the FBi and the CIa. Fuck Frank O come get me. Make sure noone fucks with the spectrum.