The God Father of Anal Sex
What it is Jive Turkeys. I have rediscovered the 70s. So tonights post is inspired by the 1970s and Budweiser Select. God it finishes smooth.
Tonight I'd like to say I just had a random chest pain. Why? Because I was anally fucking a 37 year old red head. She lives in a trailer park in royal oak. Shes an insane bitch and drives a 1997 Ford F350 that is raised on 35inch tires. We meet in a biker bar is Mt.Clemens. I was fresh out of Selfridge Air National Guard Base. I was arrested as a terrorist for earlier comments about soddomisming Lora and the twins. I was pissed on by Al Gore then beat by dick Cheney. Apparently Gore is now just a man who beats prisioner with a dildo with nails in it. I made out with Tipper Gore afterwards and gave her my 7 stds.
i got picked up by 15 year old bitch in her 1986 Iroc Camaro. Its so bad ass. She has no mufflers on the ho and sucks me off while doing 75mph down i-94. I had an erection at i-94 and 23 mile road. I busted in her eye and we crashed. The enxt thing I know, I'm eating Tacos in algonac. I find the nearest liqour store and pound 2 12 packs of bud select. I'm drunk and some how I ride the smart Bus to Mt.Clemens. After making out with a bitch in the bathroom the red named Constance Kid naps me. The next thing I know we're in royal oak and I'm chained to a bed.
my 12 inches of meat and being tenderized by her. It;s just great, it's fucking great. I'm reaching new signs of pleasure. My penis surely smells like busch light abd marlboro reds. She unchains me after fuckin me i9n the ass with a green house cucumber. I call my brother Frank O. I realise he's in Texas looting for Oil. The dumb bitch loaded his mobile home with oil and sold that shit to the Saudis. Fuckin diop shit is rich now.
I've now realised I'm pants less. My penis is broken and bleeding. I call my nigga Milo in Liovnia. He's stoned off 3 heroin blunts and is gettin head from a slutty white woman. he refuses to come get me. Fuckin bitches cell phone is out of minutes. I call the only friend I have left from a pay phone. Dean Zak arrives shortly after in penis shaped car. I think it's aToyota celica. Me and him go do a stripper gig in Southfield. I'm swingin around on a ceiling fan and furiously masterbtaing in the air.
When he drops me off back in canton, michigan. I'm barely alive. I poass out on my front lawn. The next thing i know the woman next door dog is shittin on my face. I write this entry after listening to my voice recorder. keep in mind my clothes are in mt.clemens. MY recorder hangs around my neck. I miss all u fuckers.
[How the fuck do any of u like me? This shit is insanity. I can't even believe I have any friends except Budweiser select. This shit is awesome, no real taste at all. I enjoy the no flavor because I'm eating fruit snacks and drinking.]
Tonight I'd like to say I just had a random chest pain. Why? Because I was anally fucking a 37 year old red head. She lives in a trailer park in royal oak. Shes an insane bitch and drives a 1997 Ford F350 that is raised on 35inch tires. We meet in a biker bar is Mt.Clemens. I was fresh out of Selfridge Air National Guard Base. I was arrested as a terrorist for earlier comments about soddomisming Lora and the twins. I was pissed on by Al Gore then beat by dick Cheney. Apparently Gore is now just a man who beats prisioner with a dildo with nails in it. I made out with Tipper Gore afterwards and gave her my 7 stds.
i got picked up by 15 year old bitch in her 1986 Iroc Camaro. Its so bad ass. She has no mufflers on the ho and sucks me off while doing 75mph down i-94. I had an erection at i-94 and 23 mile road. I busted in her eye and we crashed. The enxt thing I know, I'm eating Tacos in algonac. I find the nearest liqour store and pound 2 12 packs of bud select. I'm drunk and some how I ride the smart Bus to Mt.Clemens. After making out with a bitch in the bathroom the red named Constance Kid naps me. The next thing I know we're in royal oak and I'm chained to a bed.
my 12 inches of meat and being tenderized by her. It;s just great, it's fucking great. I'm reaching new signs of pleasure. My penis surely smells like busch light abd marlboro reds. She unchains me after fuckin me i9n the ass with a green house cucumber. I call my brother Frank O. I realise he's in Texas looting for Oil. The dumb bitch loaded his mobile home with oil and sold that shit to the Saudis. Fuckin diop shit is rich now.
I've now realised I'm pants less. My penis is broken and bleeding. I call my nigga Milo in Liovnia. He's stoned off 3 heroin blunts and is gettin head from a slutty white woman. he refuses to come get me. Fuckin bitches cell phone is out of minutes. I call the only friend I have left from a pay phone. Dean Zak arrives shortly after in penis shaped car. I think it's aToyota celica. Me and him go do a stripper gig in Southfield. I'm swingin around on a ceiling fan and furiously masterbtaing in the air.
When he drops me off back in canton, michigan. I'm barely alive. I poass out on my front lawn. The next thing i know the woman next door dog is shittin on my face. I write this entry after listening to my voice recorder. keep in mind my clothes are in mt.clemens. MY recorder hangs around my neck. I miss all u fuckers.
[How the fuck do any of u like me? This shit is insanity. I can't even believe I have any friends except Budweiser select. This shit is awesome, no real taste at all. I enjoy the no flavor because I'm eating fruit snacks and drinking.]