Subways are made for ogling
Dear Very Attractive Man on the Subway,
Thank you for sitting across from me and not complaining about my blatant ogling. Your silver and leather jewelry, long-fingered hands, chest tattoo, spiked hair, and proud Asian features were not lost on me. I never asked, but I'm fairly certain that that callous on your finger is a result of sword fighting with evil when the moon is full. The silver feathers dangling from your long, smooth neck are undoubtedly a magical artifact that summons your Star Gryphon to carry you to far off realms where you rescue flocks of nubile young men, women and tentacle beasts.
You made me very happy.
With much love,
Me
**
In my mind, I pair attractive men with my fiance. Does that make me a bad person?
The answer, I think, is: "No, Janet, being a bad person makes you a bad person."
...But who would do the doing and who would be done? *ponders*
Thank you for sitting across from me and not complaining about my blatant ogling. Your silver and leather jewelry, long-fingered hands, chest tattoo, spiked hair, and proud Asian features were not lost on me. I never asked, but I'm fairly certain that that callous on your finger is a result of sword fighting with evil when the moon is full. The silver feathers dangling from your long, smooth neck are undoubtedly a magical artifact that summons your Star Gryphon to carry you to far off realms where you rescue flocks of nubile young men, women and tentacle beasts.
You made me very happy.
With much love,
Me
**
In my mind, I pair attractive men with my fiance. Does that make me a bad person?
The answer, I think, is: "No, Janet, being a bad person makes you a bad person."
...But who would do the doing and who would be done? *ponders*